LOLO: Hoy apo, si Corazon lang ang NABABAGAY sayo dahil meron silang malawak na NIYOGAN!
APO: Lolo naman, kailan pa po ako naging KUDKURAN!
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MR: (Kissin his wife’s shoulder) Hon cge na…
MRS: (nairita) Bumabagyo!
MR: Ayaw mo nun malamig??? Sige na…
MRS: Gago! Nasa evacuation center tau!
Madaming tao! Di ka na nahiya
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sa isang mental hospital may isang dumalaw na doctor namangha ang doctor sa patient 1 nagbabasa
Doctor:Wow nai-improve kana ah
Patient1:Nagbabasa lang po
namangha rin ang doctor sa nakita niya ang patient2 ang nagsusulat
Doctor:Wow nai-improve kana ah
Parient2:Nagsusulat lang po ng tula
Pero nagalit ang doctor sa Patient3 Nasa lamesa nakaupo
Doctor:hoy Bumaba ka nga diyan
Patient3:Ilaw po ako
Doctor:anong Ilaw Tignan mo nga sila ibababa kita diyan
Hinila ng doctor ang Patient3
Patient 1 and 2 :Ay LAngya! Sinong pumatay ng ilaw
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pag talo tanggapin na lang parang love kundi mo tatanggapin (nagisip)
arggh ay, basta walang forever
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Someone asked me “nag regret ka ba kasi nakilala mo sya?”. I answered her “No, wala ni kahit anong regrets. Kasi naging part sya ng life ko and I will treasure that. Kahit gaano pa kasama ang ending namin. Dinaman kailangan e hate kung pwede naman tanggapin nalang.
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Relationship without labels.
Parang meron kang lupa,
pero wla kang titulo..
Technically, you have no right.
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buti pa yong saging may puso eh
ikaw meron kabang puso
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Lahat daw tayo may papel sa mundo…
Ewan ko lang kung totoo, kasi kapag quiz, nanghihingi lang ako..
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Anong tawag as PA lab as ng GMA
EDI kapushow
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I wanna hug you until we both feel okay.
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Kung bayarang botante ka wala kang karapatang magreklamo kung bakit di ka nabigyan ng ayuda
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PAG AKO TLGA NATUTONG MAG ENGLISH….
how are you kayu sakin😌
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NAPATUNAYAN KO NA TALAGANG ORIGINAL YUNG CELLPHONE KO😍
KASI ANTAGAL MALOWBAT HABANG NAKACHARGE
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Isang tatay ang bumili ng isang lie detector robot na nananampal kapag nagsisinungaling tinesting nya toh sa pamilya nya…..
Tatay:Anak saan ka galing kanina?
Anak:sa school po tay..
(Sinampal ng robot ang anak)
Anak:oo na tay nandun ako sa bahay ng classmate ko!.
Tatay:Anung ginawa nyo dun?
Anak:nanood ng toy story.
(Sinampal ulit ang anak)
Anak:hayss oo na nanood kami ng porn!
Tatay:Alam mo ba nung bata ako hindi ko alam ang porn na yan!
(Sinampal ng robot ang tatay)
Nanay:Hhahaha mag ama talaga kayo!
(Sinampal ng robot ang nanay)
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Felimon: best friend, are you nagpatuli?
Boknoy: of course, I’m more. Why are you?
Felimon: it’s not yet. I’d like to have it.
Boknoy: why are you tagpos?
Felimon: Yes, look at it. Up and down, up and down.
Boknoy: yeah. Let’s go with you.
– home went home to get to pay.
Felimon:Tay, May I have 50 papatuli I am
Dad: so, I don’t have any change, my child. In your mother. “wait, are you?”
Felimon: Yes, dad. Look, up and down up and down.
– she went to his mother.
Felimon: Mom, may I have 50 papatuli.
Mom: is there in your sister, I don’t have money with it. Are you tagpos?
Felimon: Yes, mom. Look at this, up and down and down.
– she went to his sister bathing in the bathroom.
Felimon: sister sister can give 50 pampatuli only oh.
Sister: all right, just wait
– out of the sister
Sister: so why are you tagpos?
Felimon: Yes, sister. Look at it, up and down up and down
Sister: you are still losing me.
Felimon: why is it?
Sister: look at this. Close open close open.
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anak:yaya,tanghali na pero bakit hindi pa lumalabas sila mama at papa sa kwarto
yaya:ewan ko ba pero kagabi humihingi sila ng petrollium jelly tapos MIGHTY BOND ung naibigay ko sa kanila
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