PAG AKO TLGA NATUTONG MAG ENGLISH….
how are you kayu sakin😌

Si lola sumakay sa isang bus
Konduktor: Lola sorry po puno na payag ba kayo na patayo nalang !
Lola: Tinamaan ka ng lintek kung inabot mo
kabataan ko kahit patuwad pa eh

GANITO MAGIGING EKSENA NYO NG NANAY MO PAG YUMAMAN KA
ANAK:O ETO NANAY,10 MILLION SAKSAK MO TO YOUR LUNGS,WAG NA WAG KANG UUWI NG BAHAY HANGGA’T D MO NAUUBOS YAN
AT ISA LANG ANG MASASABI NG NANAY MO
NANAY:MASUSUNOD ANAK

Shout-out to those who attacked and nangbasag my face before I go home 😡 you really waited for me 😑 10 you just joined me 😓 kick out here 👎 Kick out there 😭 kick up to the left and right 😢 strike a tree on the knee 😢 I don’t have any evil in you 😢 you don’t have mercy, fuck you 😐 I’m just walking because you Fuck you, I will make up to you, damn you 😢 remember that you have karma too 😭 you don’t die 😡 (so you read this much thanks because you read this 😘 just joke

“Kapag tatlo, threesome.
Kapag dalawa, twosome.
Kapag single, handsome.
Kaya maraming gwapo na single.”