Isang araw nabalitaan ni Juan na may namatay sa kanto, dali-dali syang pumunta para makita ang namatay pero di sya makasingit dahil sa dami ng tao, biglang gumawa ng eksena si Juan.
Juan: tabi!!! Tabi!! Tumabi kayo!! Kapatid ko ang namatay!!
Agad tumabi ang mga tao, hanggang sa makita ni Juan ang namatay.
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” Isang Duguang Unggoy”
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Maria: Mare, alam mo ang sweet ng Boknoy ko.
Nene: Pano mo nasabi mare ?
Maria: Kasi dinala niya ako kahapon sa isang malaki at malawak na restaurant.
Nene: Ano pangalan ng restaurant mare ?
Maria: FOODCOURT.
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Expectation:
Nak, oh 500 bilhin mo gusto mo😊
Reality:
Nak, oh bente bili ka toyo, asin at paminta balik mo yung sukling punyeta ka ha!
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Isang magasawa ang dumulog sa korte para magpaannul.
Judge: Ano ang dahilan para kayo magpaannul?
Babae: (Nagsalita habang nakayuko) Your honor, katawan lang ang gusto niya sa akin.
Judge: Anong pruyba mo?
Babae: (Nakayuko pa rin) Tuwing nag love making kami tinatakpan niya ng towel ang mukha ko.
Judge: Ikaw Mister bakit mo ginawa yun?
Mister: No comment your Honor. Just see for yourself.
Misis: (Nagalit at ihinarap ang mukha sa Judge) See bastos talaga ang taong yan.
Judge: (Habang nakatingin kay Misis.) Annulment petition granted. Ikaw naman lalaki, bakit ngayon ka lang nagfile ng annulment? Ang tiyaga mo.
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Yung feeling na alam mo na yung sagot kaso speak in english!
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Bakit ang mahal ng iPhone X?
Diba dapat pag ex, di na mahal?
Boom.
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Boy:mahal cge na patawarin mo na ako… Hindi ko na uulitin.
Khit anu gagawin ko patawarin mo Lang ako
Girl: cge magmula ngayun Hindi kana magsasalita ng may a e I u..na letra except letter O at patatawarin na kita.
Boy: grovo ko nomon mohol ong horop notong ponopogowo mo sokon tognon no homohobo toloy Yong NGoSO nong nogboboso noto
Hahahahaahahahaha
Kakaloka.
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“I hope my partner, please.” Just like a broken electric fan.
To don’t look back on others, just steady.”
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Mom: Ashley, why is your brother crying? Not mod aw gave you eat.
Ashley: I gave him mom. I don’t know why still crying.
I was still ripe on him.
Mom: what do you eat?
Ashley: Chili po.
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Bakit ang BITTER mo,?😭
Mahilig kaba kumain ng AMPALAYA,?
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Pedro: Alam mo, yung pusa namin,
kahit nakalagay sa lamesa at walang takip
ang ulam namin, hindi kinakain!
Juan: Maniwala ako?! Pedro: Totoo!
Juan: Ano ba ang ulam nyo?
Pedro: Asin!
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bakit ganun di ako nabubunot sa raffle ng appliances?
pero punyeta kapag recitation lagi akong unang natatawag hayyssss
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Panget ang nagsulat nito at nagsend Pero mas panget ako…
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Felimon: best friend, are you nagpatuli?
Boknoy: of course, I’m more. Why are you?
Felimon: it’s not yet. I’d like to have it.
Boknoy: why are you tagpos?
Felimon: Yes, look at it. Up and down, up and down.
Boknoy: yeah. Let’s go with you.
– home went home to get to pay.
Felimon:Tay, May I have 50 papatuli I am
Dad: so, I don’t have any change, my child. In your mother. “wait, are you?”
Felimon: Yes, dad. Look, up and down up and down.
– she went to his mother.
Felimon: Mom, may I have 50 papatuli.
Mom: is there in your sister, I don’t have money with it. Are you tagpos?
Felimon: Yes, mom. Look at this, up and down and down.
– she went to his sister bathing in the bathroom.
Felimon: sister sister can give 50 pampatuli only oh.
Sister: all right, just wait
– out of the sister
Sister: so why are you tagpos?
Felimon: Yes, sister. Look at it, up and down up and down
Sister: you are still losing me.
Felimon: why is it?
Sister: look at this. Close open close open.
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(May dalawang pinoy at isang amerikano sa elevator)
Pinoy 1: Bababa ba?
Pinoy 2: Bababa
Amerikano: Are you guys aliens!!!
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2040 be like:
Anak: Tay pwede ko ba makita yung Throwback picture mo?
Xander Ford: Anak ang mahalaga kumakain tayo ng
tatlong beses sa isang araw.
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