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Patient: doc ano kailan kong gawin para matalo ung sakit ko sa bato?
Doc:Lumunok ka ng papel

Short Story .
BF : nakita mo yung Puno ?
GF : Oo naman !
BF : Anong napapansin mo diyan ?
GF : Uhmm .. may nakadikit na papel .
BF : Ok , laro tayo .
GF : Sure ! Ano yun .
BF : kailangan makaalis ka sa yakap ko sa
loob ng limang segundo . Pag nagawa mo yun
kunin mo yung papel nandun ang premyo .
GF : ok ! Game .
BF : (niyakap na niya si Gf)
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3
(Nakaalis agad ang GF at dali daling kinuha
ang Papel)
GF : ha ? Ano to ? Bakit ‘break na tayo ‘ ang
nakalagay ?
BF : simple lang mas pinili mo pa kasing
makuha yung premyo kesa manatiling
kayakap ako

~KOYKOY

Short Story .
Boyfriend: did you see the tree?
Girlfriend: of course!
Boyfriend: what do you notice there?
Girlfriend: uhmm.. someone attached paper.
Boyfriend: OK, let’s play.
Girlfriend: sure! What is that.
Boyfriend: you need to get out of my hug in
For five seconds. When you do that
Take the paper there is the prize.
Girlfriend: OK! Game.
Boyfriend: (she hugged girlfriend)
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2
3
(the girlfriend has gone immediately and it’s easy to be taken
The paper)
Girlfriend: Okay? What is this? Why let’s break ‘
Placed?
Boyfriend: it’s simple that you chose more
Get the prize instead of staying
I hug

FPJ Ang Probinsyano. Ang huling dalawang daang libong milyong linggo.

John:
Every day I am telling the lazy house
so I am also planning maglayas!
Max:
Why don’t you continue?
John:
I feel lazy!