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If my bae have friends then I won’t buy her clothes or wigs cause her friends will be coming to borrow them and some won’t return them back

Sorry I can’t πŸ˜“



Some girls will tell a guy ” its over between us : and when the guy says ok, the girl will be like just that ? I wonder what she was expecting

I prayed hard last night and asked God to remove all the fake things in my life.. And guess what?? I can’t find my Timberland boots 😭😭😭😭

God made everything that has life,
rest everything is made in China 😎


Us ugly guys we don’t cheat cause we know the struggle of finding a new girlfriend. Only this biltongs with 6packs cheat


To make someone happy, give them three things:
Attention, Affection and Appreciation. But Don’t unlock the doors to your heart for someone who won’t even unlock their cell phone for you.πŸ™‹β€β™‚πŸ™‹β€β™‚πŸ™‹β€β™‚πŸ™‹β€β™‚πŸ™‹β€β™‚πŸ™‹β€β™‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†


When a slayqueen stops posting on Facebook, it means she is pregnant… And when she starts with “I am back…who missed me?” It means the ABORTION was successful.. Brothers, after God fear women.. 😜😜😜😜

I’m thinking of deleting my Facebook account 😭😭😭😭
my only problem is that I’m going to miss my Whatsapp friends


THIS IS NOT A SCAM
If u are 21 and older and want to earn 3000 up to 15000 a month,
start looking for a job


Some people take this breakup thing too seriousπŸ€”
Imagne starving yurself too death because of a breakuppπŸ˜–πŸ˜
Me i rather cry😭with food in my mouthπŸ˜‚

I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This But Unless
He Wears A Diaper You Can’t Change Him


Imagine you dating a Guy who can’t make you smileπŸ™„. Ask yourself something my sister, are you dating an exam paper? πŸ€”

When a girl says “tell me more about yourself?”, she’s asking if u are working or driving, not this nonsense of “I’m a caring and loving guy”.