Dating a blind person is not a problem…
The problem starts when they don’t know where the relationship is going
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Dear Tall people.. don’t be tall for nothing pls help us check what Is happening in 2020
I was in the toilet π€―then my friend sent me a X video
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I played the video for 8 minsπ
And there was no sound in it so l didn’t bother myself with the volume ππ
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Then l remembered my phone was connected on a Bluetooth speaker in the dining πππ
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Now I’m acting crazy ππand this is the 2nd week since I’ve been crazyπ’π’π’
Mobicel is a phone to someone , Pumps are valuable shoes to someone! That Security job is a good job to someone! That RDP house is a beautiful home to someone .. No one chooses to suffer in life !!! so stop belittling people just because the Sun is shining on your side.
Indian movies be like:
Voice:I luv u
Lips: let’s go & open a shop in South Africa
A Wedding in America
Invitation: 60 people
Present: 58 people
Cars at the parking lot: 30
Things missing at the end: 0
A Wedding somewhere in Africa
Invitation: 100 people
Present: 1200 people
Cars at the parking: 5 cars and 6 buses
Things missing at the end: 700 teaspons, 200 plates, flowers, someone’s girlfriend, the bride’s father and the ring
I just smoked weed now but nothing happens I just wasted money ππ anyway happy mothers day ππ I love you dad
Conversation with my crushππππ
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Her: Hi, how was you doing?
Me: Hi, i’m fine.
Her: Where did you Born?
Me: Where did I Born? How?
Her: Don’t be stupid, where did you Borned yourself?
Me: Come again?
Her: Which come?
Me: I mean repeat again!
Her: I said where did your Borning begin?
Me: I’m confused!
Her: Jeez! Ok, Born! Born! Your mom’s bottom drop you out, you crying “Nyweee! Nyweee! Nyweee! οΏΌπ’” Place! Where your mom Bornet you?
…. I’m still looking for a place to faint @….
A woman greeted, “How was your day at work my loving husband ?”. π π π
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The husband replied, “The money that you saw in my wallet is not mine”.
Stop saying she’s not good in bedβπ have you tried it on the table, floor, wardrobe or hot stove??
I pray to God that my children don’t do the satansm ritual of viewing someone’s profile pic and not liking
Even June as the guards to visit September who am I not to visit my Ex.πΆπ
Jelousy can make a lady to read over 100 comments on her boyfriend’s post
The best way to respond to Hatred is to trigger Love.
The one who Loves is the Greatest
Every good relationship needs only two things
-A little time to be spent with them
– A true care to be shown always
Speaking on behalf of all ladies out there, guys stop giving us money π΅ we are not yo children π€