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Dating a blind person is not a problem…
The problem starts when they don’t know where the relationship is going



Dear Tall people.. don’t be tall for nothing pls help us check what Is happening in 2020

I was in the toilet 🀯then my friend sent me a X video
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I played the video for 8 mins😎
And there was no sound in it so l didn’t bother myself with the volume πŸ”ŠπŸ”Š
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Then l remembered my phone was connected on a Bluetooth speaker in the dining 😭😭😭
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Now I’m acting crazy πŸ˜”πŸ˜•and this is the 2nd week since I’ve been crazy😒😒😒

Mobicel is a phone to someone , Pumps are valuable shoes to someone! That Security job is a good job to someone! That RDP house is a beautiful home to someone .. No one chooses to suffer in life !!! so stop belittling people just because the Sun is shining on your side.


A Wedding in America
Invitation: 60 people
Present: 58 people
Cars at the parking lot: 30
Things missing at the end: 0

A Wedding somewhere in Africa
Invitation: 100 people
Present: 1200 people
Cars at the parking: 5 cars and 6 buses
Things missing at the end: 700 teaspons, 200 plates, flowers, someone’s girlfriend, the bride’s father and the ring


I just smoked weed now but nothing happens I just wasted money 😭😭 anyway happy mothers day πŸƒπŸƒ I love you dad


Conversation with my crushπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ’”πŸ˜‚
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Her: Hi, how was you doing?
Me: Hi, i’m fine.
Her: Where did you Born?
Me: Where did I Born? How?
Her: Don’t be stupid, where did you Borned yourself?
Me: Come again?
Her: Which come?
Me: I mean repeat again!
Her: I said where did your Borning begin?
Me: I’m confused!
Her: Jeez! Ok, Born! Born! Your mom’s bottom drop you out, you crying “Nyweee! Nyweee! Nyweee! 😒” Place! Where your mom Bornet you?
…. I’m still looking for a place to faint @….

A woman greeted, “How was your day at work my loving husband ?”. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
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The husband replied, “The money that you saw in my wallet is not mine”.

Stop saying she’s not good in bedβœ‹πŸ˜ have you tried it on the table, floor, wardrobe or hot stove??


I pray to God that my children don’t do the satansm ritual of viewing someone’s profile pic and not liking


Even June as the guards to visit September who am I not to visit my Ex.πŸšΆπŸ˜‚

Jelousy can make a lady to read over 100 comments on her boyfriend’s post


Every good relationship needs only two things
-A little time to be spent with them

– A true care to be shown always

Speaking on behalf of all ladies out there, guys stop giving us money πŸ’΅ we are not yo children πŸ€“