I kissed a girl until she was wet and she asked me for xxx … •But i told her i haven’t finished my 6weeks of male circumcision -You know why i did that? •Because girls also lie to us and say they on their periods while they’re not
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My girlfriend asked me to pass her a lipstick
but I accidentally gave her a glue stick.
She still isn’t talking to me
SERIOUS WARNING
On The 31st December Around 23:59 Do Not Go Outside Your House Otherwise You Will Come Back Next Year. Please Tell Everyone You Care For😌
I called you on video call🎞️ u start yawning do you tink I will allow you to swallow me & my phone did you know how much I bought it🙄
The reason why you don’t know some of your relatives is because you are not rich,
make money and see them introducing themselves.
Breaking news.
Chinese president has finally spoken on the “CORONA VIRUS” in china he said ↣↣↣Shaici ting yang teng wena feng lemise Dong fong ‘hong choo la’ ,Jiehang zhing cho
Yanghi Xanghi…….xauhn shei Huang chongle
I agree with him because it’s for our own good as Africans😜😜
I gave up on life when I picked up my girlfriend’s phone and saw my contact name saved as, *”School Fees”!*
😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
After high school, I decided to try to go to Medical School. At the entrance, we were asked to re-arrange the letters:-
*PNEIS*
to form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when active.
Those who wrote spine are now professional doctors while the rest of us who wrote what you thought about before you saw spine are now WhatsApp groups and Facebook group admins
If you help a lady when in trouble
she will definitely remember you
when in trouble again
This sanitizer make security guards behave like doctors
they hey come let me sanitashi you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My sister, When You Wanna Slam His Bedroom Door🚪
Soo Bad But Then It’s A Curtain..! ☝
If You Listen👂Closely To A XHOSA Lady Laughing😂,
You’ll Hear “I just want your money”🤦 in-between her laughter..!
The moment you tell a lady that you love her,she becomes cashless, foodless,rentless and all other forms of lessness.
Am Selling My Infinix Hot 8…..
It Comes With A Charger,
Headsets And Also Coronavirus(Covid 19)….
Give Me Your Offers
A woman wakes during the night to
find that her husband is not in bed.
She puts on her robe and goes
downstairs to look for him. She finds
him sitting at the kitchen table with a
hot cup of coffee in front of him. He
appears to be in deep thought, just
staring at the wall. She watches as he
wipes a tear from his eye and takes a
sip of his coffee.
‘What’s the matter, dear?’ she
whispers as she steps into the room.
‘Why are you down here at this time
of night?’
The husband looks up from his
coffee, ’It’s the 20th anniversary of
the day we met.’
She can’t believe he has remembered
and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, ‘Do you
remember 20 years ago when we
started dating? I was 18 and you were
only 16,’ he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to
tears. ‘Yes, I do,’ she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were
not coming easily. ‘Do you remember
when your father caught us in the
back seat of my car?’
‘Yes, I remember,’ said the wife,
lowering herself into the chair beside
him.
The husband continued. ‘Do you
remember when he shoved the
shotgun in my face and said, “Either
you marry my daughter or I will send
you to prison for 20 years?’
‘I remember that, too,’ she replied
softly. He wiped another tear from his
cheek and said,
‘I would have gotten out today.
There Are Two Ways of
Washing Blankets…
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Whites: Washing Machine♻🕐
.
Blacks: 👣👣👣👣👣
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