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If you dyed your hair blonde, automatically you are Lucy Diale Makhafola 🤣🤣
Let’s not argue that
Imagine Dating someone who can’t pronounce”Precipicaticaticanonacious”
Good things comes to those who go out and make them happen ,not those who wait
I want to love u for ever u are d only I want spend the rest of my life with
I like to eat very well and I can’t cook good food am looking for a wife
who can cook and very good in bed
Baby I love you with my lung and kidney.
My heart has suffered a lot.
Good friends are gift from God bcuz even when u make their life miserable and unhappy they still stay with u and never give up on u , just bcuz they have d best thought about u which is u’re NOT PERFECT. LOVE U FRIEND.
This NEPA think they are wise😂
I wasted their light today😂,😂
by not changing my phone
They send you this emoji😂..
but in reality the facial expression is like this emoji😠
In South Africa
Baby daddy Act 1999(act. No5 of 1999)
It says the first baby daddy must run away and never look back..
So ladies stop crying when baby run away cause he don’t wanna break baby daddy law
An American girl will introduce her boyfrnd to her Frnd,
n her will be like, wow his cute
But when a Nigerian introduce her boyfrnd to her Frnd,
she be like ehe oya tell him we are hungry
Hearing voices in your head is normal. Listening to them is quite common. Arguing with them – acceptable. It is only when you lose that argument that you get in real trouble.
Don’t delete his numbers (EX) because
one day you will need a fovour….
And it might be no where to find him
One day some child ask me bro did honey have legs.?
I replied no!, den he said every night
when we are about to sleep my dad tell my mother
honey open your legs. I don’t no why
I prefer girl to sit next to me in a bus😁
bcoz some guys Armpit can make you jump out of a moving vehicle