*I intentionally put my grandma’s phone on silent mode then I told her the ring tone is finished…
She gave me money today to buy another ringtone…*
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Dont know why people always offer me Food.
Do i look Hungry.??
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Can’t Wait To Have Twins And
Name Them Finish & Klaar
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Don’t do onto others
what you don’t want to be done onto you
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Do You Know That GRAVITY
Is Stronger At Morning?
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It Is Proven In The Fact Its So Hard To Get Up From The Bed.. =P
Good Morning
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Be careful whom you get attached to.
Don’t get easily tricked with their sweet gestures,
because the moment you give in,
it is just all game for them
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Always believe in God, because there are some questions
that even Google can’t answer
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The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute,
the man who does not ask is a fool for life.”
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Nothing kills relationships faster than having no time
and attention for your partner.
If someone really loves you, they will find a way to
make time for you no matter how busy they are
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Be a student of life—not just wealth, health and happiness.
Learn how this world works. Add depth to your mind and character
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Breathe
Start fresh
Clear your mind
Change your habits
Upgrade your vision
Make room for new energy
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What Is The Difference Between Men And Women?
1. A Successful Man Is One Who Makes More Money Than His Wife Can Spend. A Successful Woman Is One Who Can Find Such A Man.
2. Men Wake Up As Good-Looking As When They Went To Bed. Women Somehow Deteriorate During The Night.
3. A Man Will Pay $2 For A $1 Item He Wants. A Woman Will Pay $1 For A $2 Item That She Doesn’t Want.
4. A Woman Marries A Man Expecting He Will Change, But He Doesn’t. A Man Marries A Woman Expecting That She Won’t Change, And She Does.
5. There Are Two Times When A Man Doesn’t Understand A Woman Before And After Marriage.
6. A Woman Worries About The Future Until She Gets A Husband. A Man Never Worries About The Future Until He Gets A Wife.
7. To Be Happy With A Man, You Must Understand Him A Lot And Love Him A Little. To Be Happy With A Woman, You Must Love Her A Lot And Not Try To Understand Her At All.
8. Any Married Man Should Forget His Mistakes. There’s No Use In Two People Remembering The Same Thing!
9. A Woman Has The Last Word In Any Argument. Anything A Man Says After That Is The Beginning Of A New Argument.
10. Women Look At A Wedding As The Beginning Of Romance, While Men Look Aat A Wedding As The Ending Of Romance.
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Suppose You Lost Your Pen?
Lost Your Pen – No Pen
No Pen – No Notes
No Notes – No Study
No Study – Fail
Fail – No Diploma
No Diploma – No Work
No Work – No Money
No Money – No Food
No Food – Skinny
Skinny – Ugly
Ugly – No Lover
No Lover – No Marriage
No Marriage – No Children
No Children – Alone
Alone – Depression
Depression – Sickness
Sickness – Death
Moral: So Never Lose Your Pen
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Two Boys Were Arguing When The Teacher Entered The Classroom.
Teacher: “Why Are You Arguing?”
A Boy: “Miss, We Found A 100 Dollar Note And Decided To Give It To Whoever Tells The Biggest Lie.”
Teacher: “You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourselves, When I Was Your Age I Didn’t Even Know What A Lie Was.”
The Boys Gave The 100 Dollar To The Teacher.
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Son-In-Law To Father-In-Law:
Dear Dad,
I Deeply Regret Taking Petrol Car In Dowry, Please Take Your Daughter Or Car Back. Can’t Afford Both.
Regards,
Your Lovey Son-In-Law
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*Some girls are really funny, you expect your boyfriend to be rich in his 20’s yet your father is is still broke in his 60’s …. my sister what are you smoking, Tear gas??
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