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Be with someone who wont stay mad at you,
who cant stand not talking to you,
and whos afraid of losing you

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Perhaps all you could learn is how to make yourself comfortable being alone.
Yes people would be there, but they can’t be there all the time.
They will reach to your aches but to a certain limit that they can’t help.
Their words may heal you in a way but it would always leave a scar.
At the end you have to learn how to contain yourself.
To look at your scars and smile.
And to finally accept that you can be alone again.

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It’s always a great way to start the day
when your favorite person sends you a sweet,
good morning message
Good Morning !!

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Why don’t witches wear underwear?
Answer I get a tighter grip on the Broom without underwear on

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An engineer in a car manufacturing company designed a world class car. The owner was impressed with the outcome and showered him with praises.
While trying to take the car from the manufacturing area to the front office, they realised that the car is few inches taller than the entrance.
The engineer felt bad that he didn’t put that into consideration before creating the car.
The owner was at loss on how to take the car out of the manufacturing area.
The painter suggested they force out the car and then repaint the few scratches this will cause to the top of the car.
The engineer suggested that they break the entrance and after taking the car out, they can renovate it.
The owner was not convinced with any of the ideas. He felt that it is not good enough to break or scratch.
The watchman, who has watching all the drama, slowly approached the owner. He wanted to give an idea if they have no problem taking it.
They thought what is it that this guy have to say that the experts have not said. They allowed him, nonetheless.
The watchman said that the car is only few inches taller than the entrance so if they let out some air from the tyre, the height of the car will reduce and can be easily taken out.
Everyone there was surprised and clapped in appreciation of his ingenuity.
Don’t approach problems only from the expert point of view. There is always a layman point that may provide needed solution.
Everyone around your life has a key role in your life.

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Company of good people is like*
*Walking in a shop of*
*Perfume.*
*Whether you buy it or not,*
*You are bound to receive the *Fragrance.*
*Have a nice day…*

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Bae: Boo l’m coming over
Bf : Can’t wait Bubu
Bae: With My friends
Bf : l said l can’t wait for you,
l’m going somwhere

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Don’t be a baby… If she mentions that parents won’t
be home, you know she’s not throwing a party but
bring baloons m’rena!.

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Keep disrespecting your girlfriend like that,
one of these days she will remove her wig,
wash her make up
remove her nails
and talk to you man to man

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U CANNOT give a woman everything she needs.
If God Himself gave them eyebrows,
they shave it and draw their own.
God gave them nails,
they cut it off and fixed their own,
God gave them* *hair,
they cut it off and fixed their own,
He gave them breast,
they repackage it to the size and shape they want.
God gave the lips,
every morning they paint it with different colours of lip stick.
*If even God can’t satisfy them then who are U to think that you can please them ? 😂😂. My brother don’t kill yourself

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*Quote of the day:*
*Having an ugly friend is not a problem ..
The problem is when people start asking,
“Are you twins ?

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Quote of the week
*Why can’t satan just apologise to God and we go back to Eden and be naked again…………..*
*there is a person that I want to see without clothes*

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When a child is learning to walk and falls down 50 times they never think to themselves “this isn’t for me” keep that childish drive

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Staying quiet doesn’t mean I have nothing to say,
it means I don’t think you’re ready to hear my thoughts

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Today is a new day, don’t let the lows of yesterday prevent you from enjoying the highs of today.
have a nice day

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