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If I post a joke and you Lough just know we are in a relationship I can’t be making people girlfriend’s happy here

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5 ways to keep your man happy
1. Respect him
2. Give him your facebook code
3. Always listen to him even though its crap
4. Let him watch soccer instead of going out
And last but not least…
5. ARRIVE NAKED!!

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dancing in front of the mirror is fun
not until someone saw you.

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40 And 42 Are Both 40,
I Mean 42 Is Fourty – Too

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Dear group members, please decrease the brightness of your mobile phones. The group’s electricity bill has increased too much this month
Thanks for your understanding.

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I have never seen a Pregnant Chinese Woman……Have you?

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Ask your girlfriend to send you the text/photo you sent her yesterday… If she says I deleted it..
Deport

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Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke,
does not cheat and also Does not exist

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Did anyone notice that studying is a mixture of study and dying

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Mtn message I see from one girl’s phone today,
Dear subscriber it has come to our notice that you don’t call, you don’t message, you only flash please bring back our sim card and Collet your GHC 2.
Thank you
🙆‍♂🙆‍♂🙆‍♂🙆‍♂🙆‍♂🙆‍♂🤣🤣🤣

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Attention !Attention !! Attention !!!This is to inform all girls in this platform that I’m now single and searching, if you still have interest in me kindly, submit your CV, Interview will come up on Feb25…….Winner will resume on the 26 of Feb.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Guys, sometimes God leave you to be
broke 🙇 so you can focus on one lady, because
once you get small money, you won’t allow
anything wearing skirt 👙to rest, small thing
“LETS CHILL, LETS CHILL”.
ARE YOU REFRIGERATOR??
🤷🏼‍♂🤷🏼‍♂🤷🏼‍♂😄😄😄😃😃

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I am thinking of creating a social network, I’ll name it *”FINGER”* ..
So people will be like;
l”ll FINGER you when i get home.
” Ladies will be like, hey Cinderella why didn’t you finger me last night. Oh Catherine
I was fingering you but you did not respond
Guys will be like, let me know once you are free, so i can finger you.
stop looking at me like that 😕 It’s Just an idea…
What do u think?😒
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😋

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Stop taking pictures with people’s cars and at people’s gate,
your village people will kill you for nothing thinking you have made it in life.
👂👂👂👂😅😅😅

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I gave up on life when I picked up my girlfriend’s phone and saw my contact name saved as, *”School Fees”!*
😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

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