A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale,
sucking in his stomach. “Ha! That’s not going to help,” she said.
“Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”
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God is crazy about you his thoughts of you outnumber
the grains of sand his dreams for you and I stretch the days
of this life the maker of the Stars would rather die for you than to live without you
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For this coming new year I am not wishing anybody anything:
– If you want health, see the Doctor;
– If you want money, go to work;
– If you want a lover, be honest and sincere in your relationships;
– If you want success, be patient and perseverant;
– If you want happiness, make your neighbours happy.
Please I am sorry, excuse me.
Let each and everyone be responsible in 2018.
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I was mugged by a thief last night on my way home.
Pointing a knife at me … He asked me “your money or your life!”
I told him I am Married… so I have no money and no life…
We hugged and cried together.
It was a beautiful moment.
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Guys please pray for me..
The person I am depending on for Xmas is sending me call me backs
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All the guys who drink 2 beers & start talking about opening a company should remain in 2017
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A woman is like a swimming pool.Dont bother finding out who swam before you, who is swimming with you,who will swim after you. Just enjoy swimming.
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If a man is allowed to select a girl from a possible of 100 girls…
Even if he picks the most beautiful one, he will still feel the pain of losing the remaining 99.
It’s Genetic !!!
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Dating a 200m kids
Him: Bbe Can I see u today
Her: Tsi Tsi tsi Jooooohn Ceeeeeena tsi tsi
Him: What that now????
Her: You cant see me!!
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My only relief is to sleep. When I’m sleeping I’m not sad,
I’m not angry, I’m not lonely, I’m nothing
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Darkness is the only place where the bright light that makes your eyes meet, so you remember that the darkness is much better!
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Don’t cry in love. Because for whom you are crying,
does not deserve your tears. And the person who deserves it,
will never let you cry.
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People say, Find good people & leave bad ones,
but it should be,
Find the good in people & ignore the bad in them.
Remember No One Is Perfect in This World.
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Love is a gamble, you take a chance, let your heart go,
like a dice, you never know the result until the END
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Sometimes we cant choose the music life gives us
but we can definitely choose how we dance.
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Pretty words are not always true and
true words are not always pretty.
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