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Beauty may fail, money may finish, circumstances may change and opportunity may past but u know the everlasting of all is our character.



December as you are going, go with the Alcohol Biko!! I can’t come & kill myself 🚴🚴 🏃

I called you on video call🎞️ u start yawning do you tink I will allow you to swallow me & my phone did you know how much I bought it🙄


I’m attracted to mindsets . I need to see how u think cause looks ain’t enough.

When people tell me “I love you.” I always ask them instantly, “Until when?”


I overhead my mom praying for me saying
“no alcohol shall touch my son’s lips” I laughed and said, I’m gonna use a straw.


Dont be afraid to accept Money or Airtime from
you Ex…its your Pension money

You borrow 500 from your wife and then after two days you give her 1500 without saying anything. She will still ask for the 500 you borrowed from her. “Honey, the 500 wasn’t mine the owner is seriously disturbing me”.
…The world is not funny without women I tell you…

Guys I’m feeling a bit upset right now, i have stress maybe I can be okay so can you please do me a favour just leave the group .I need some time alone .
Thanks In Advance.


There is someone who doesn’t even know a high school gate but they are busy talking about matric results!


Mom on Christmas:

“Take screwdriver unscrew TV and take out custard and mayonnaise”

Me: 😲😳

Men have the highest rate of suicide worldwide which is heartbreaking to know.. Plesse check up on the men in your life whether it’s family, friends or online friends. We’re human beings and we’ve got feelings too. Men suffer from mental illness, depression, domestic violence, alcohol abuse and drug abuse etc.☝


To men that got us home safely when we desperately needed transport . To Men that didn’t take advantage of us when we were too intoxicated. To Men that protected us when we were in danger although they didn’t know us . To men that maturely accept rejection when they hit on us . To men that wouldn’t dare raise a hand at a woman . To men that respect women . ✊🏽

We Thank You ❤️ We Appreciate You ❤️ We Recognize You ❤️

Look how grown up you are and at that age but you still cant pronounce “PERSPICATICATICANONACIOUS” Shame on you!!!!!mxm….