Time is the coin of life.
Only you can determine how it will be spent.
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It isn’t always enough to be forgiven by others.
Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.
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Failure is always temporary,
only giving up makes it permanent.
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A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s –
That’s because she changes it more often.
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have stopped drinking alcohol if u see me drinking just know I’m celebrating how I stopped drinking.
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Ey Lona I Saw Two Lesbians At Pic’nPay
Buying A Cucumber And I Smiled
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If she’s amazing, she won’t be easy.
If she’s easy, she won’t be amazing.
If she’s worth it, you won’t give up.
If you give up, you’re not worthy.
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It is not how much we do,
but how much love we put in the doing.
It is not how much we give,
but how much love we put in the giving.
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Your Mind Is A Powerful Thing. When You Fill It With Positive Thoughts, Your Life Will Start Change…
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity;
and I’m not sure about the universe
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So I just met this beautiful girl in the taxi
carrying a laptop…so..I had to make a plan yabo
yokumngena
.
Me:”hello there beautiful… I see you’re busy on
your laptop…what are you doing vele?
.
Her:”oh I’m just busy making a research about
men from different ethnic groups who are good
in bed..manje so far I’ve researched four groups
.
Me”ohh..okay so what have you found out so
far?
.
Her”I found out that Basotho men last longer in
bed…and Zulu’s are good at serenating and
flirting with a woman..the Boers are good kissers
and that Venda’s have big amazing dick….eish
sorry..here I am busy talking too much.. Konje
you said your name was again? .
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Me:”ohh..well my name is Brian Shaka Van
wyk…but my friends call me Azwindini
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If your boyfriend is on Facebook
and half of his female friends are
hotter than you, my prayers are
with you my child,
be strong.
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She Just Blocked Me After Commenting On Her Post.
.
“What’s wrong?”
“Oh it’s personal ”
“Then why the hell would you post it on Facebook? “
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Relationship stress will make you
do window shopping with a trolley
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Every day is a new beginning. Treat it that way.
Stay away from what might have been,
and look at what can be.
Good Morning
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