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I think its time I let go of the past,
live in the present, and look forward to the future.

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The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide
that you are not going to stay where you are.

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Life always offers you a second chance.
It’s called tomorrow..

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I am the master of my failure,
If I never fail how will I ever learn.

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We are very good lawyers for our own mistakes,
but very good judges for the mistakes of others.

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I don’t have a bad handwriting,
I have my own FONT

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Mom: why are u late? How many times do i have to tell u to go home before 7 pm?

Daughter: Not now mom, im tired! Projects, Assignments, stress, exams, e.t.c

<The mother fainted right there because her daughter was in preschool

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When She Takes Off Her Weave Before Sex
Cause She Wanna Face You, Man To Man!!!

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Those people that greet u
and hold onto your hand..
what the plan?…
you want to take my hand with u?

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Mom: why are u late? How many times do i have to tell u to go home before 7 pm?

Daughter: Not now mom, im tired! Projects, Assignments, stress, exams, e.t.c

<The mother fainted right there because her daughter was in preschool

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The way people look at u
when they’re in a bus and u walking on foot…
you’d swear they’re in a private jet

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I asked her “what your favourite soapie?”…
She answered” it’s Protex”
-I forgot to faint

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I asked her “what your favourite soapie?”…
She answered” it’s Protex”
-I forgot to faint

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If your girlfriend an’t working..
Its her job to kill the mosquitoes
while u are sleeping

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