Her:babe am at the gate
Me:please close it
Boom she dumped me,
guys what did I do wrong?

I remember back in primary school
when i would borrow a glue from someone,
they would be like:
” use it on the corners only

2014 Single
2015 Single
2016 Single
2017 Single
2018 You are now an Album. ..

Son: Dad, my assignment is difficult
Dad: why is your assignment?
Son: what is the pencil in English?
Father: Okay? It’s quick, okay, okay, I’ll see you again what is your assignment again
Son: what is the pencil in English?
Father: Ah, what child hm “Mongle”
Son: Okay? Mongolian ” my classmate said, he said.
Father: Okay? I know I really miss a pencil.
My child: he said he said
Dad: ah maybe an eraser

Before: they said to be robbed of you, just not being burned out…
Now: you have a fire.. you are still stealing.
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Before: when burned, it will help with the fire.
Now: Let’s visit a fire video.
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Before: Children, go into the house, there are some Japanese!
Today: Children, get undressed, there are some Japanese!
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Noon: Pray before meals.
Today: selfie before meals.
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Before: when flooding lumilikas
Now: when flooding, picture picture post on Facebook plus instagram.
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Before: many men are so handsome
Today: many handsome men are so handsome
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Before: a lot of gentle girls
Today: there are many gentle men amputik!!!
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Before: if it’s nice to court you right away.
Now: if you look good at first, maybe gay,
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Before: if handsome, womanizer
Now: even a ugly womanizer, sometimes it is still choosy! Shameless face!
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Before: wait for the moon before getting married!
Now: wait wait for the stomach before marriage.
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Before… not all women beautiful
Today… not all beautiful girls
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The courtship before and now
Before: separated wood, water water, climbing wild
Now: Find, talk, deal
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It was still a trend to serenade..
Now sit, story and pagkatayo, you!
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Before: if you’re not in the group, you’re caught in the topic
Now: if you’re not in the group, you are the topic