The way you start your day can affect your whole day…
Begin it with a smile, calmness of mind, coolness of
emotions and a heart filled with gratitude.
Good Morning
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Without God’s favour we can’t leave so let’s appreciate
Him by giving a sacrifice with all our efforts
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Friendship is a magic friendship is the most valuable thing in the world
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A man was driving when the cops stop and asked :
r u drunk ?
he says no sir
the cops give him beers for being a good driver
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Do you know whenever I like a woman/lady as lover I always developing fair.
Can someone help me to averte my peculiar problem!
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Life is like a book some chapters are
sad others are interesting
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Life is wonderful and shine sun when we satisfy our simple life. Life doesn’t meant to be you add every things on top what you’re having today. If don’t have anything to survive for a day then thank God that you are life and Awesome and perfect.
God is always good to every one!!
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Just keep trusting God.He knows ur challenges and
He is able to settle u as soon u wait for Him to do it.
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What did the boy say when he saw his dog on in the hot burning sun? HOTDOG!!
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What do u get when u meet a young female online and u know your ungle?SCREWED BECAUSE NOW UOUR WIFE OWNS EVERYTHING
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A couple both aged 37 went 2 a sex therapist’s office. The DR asked, what cn I do 4 u? The man said “will u watch us hv sex? The Dr looked puzzled but agreed. Wen de couple finished having intercourse the Dr said”there’s nothing wrong with de way u hv intercourse and charged them R250. This happened several weeks in a row, the couple cud make an appointment and hv intercourse with no problems,pay the Dr and leave. FINALLY the Dr asked”Just exactly what r u trying 2 find out?”. The man said”we r nt trying 2 find out anything. She’s is married and we cnt go 2 her house.I’m married so we can’t go 2 my house. At the guest house they charge R650, the hotel charges R800. We do it here for R250 and I claim it back frm Medical Aid!
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Grandchild:”Gogo how old are u “?
Gogo:”I don’t know I’m too old “.
Grandchild:”Why can’t you look your underwear ,mine written 4-5 yrs.
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During church service, this 16-year old pastor’s daughter stood up and said: “Praise the Lord!” Everybody shouted with joy: “Hallelujah!!”. She continued:
“Since the age of 13, I’ve been experiencing painful monthly periods. But now, after a series of Bible studies and prayers with brother Solomon in his house, my monthly periods have stopped for more than 3 months now. No more pain, no more menstruation. You can see I’m even getting fatter and prettier. We are starting to pray seriously about the small problem of vomiting, especially in the morning. Praise the Lord”.
The whole church was silent… and
Brother Solomon fainted!!!
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A couple had a quarrel one evening. When it was time to sleep, the man lay on the floor while the lady slept on the bed. Later into the night, the husband had an erection, he then held his small man and said “you better sleep, didn’t you see that I quarreled with her?”
The lady replied:
“don’t involve everybody in our quarrels, the case is between you and I, don’t involve him. Allow him to come and play with his friend”
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If children of israel were like girls of today
while crossing the red sea, they would have
spent the whole day in the middle of the sea
taking pictures and uploading on facebook, twitter, Instagram and all types of social networks with posts/status like:
1. Chilling with Moses
2. Miracle things on point .
3. Me and Moses before crossing the sea.
4. Can’t wait to see the promised land
5. Pharaoh dololo can’t catch us.
6. Eee what a Fish 😍
7. Finally we have won the battle
8. Tholukuthi Moze is our chief 😜😜😜
9. Moses the coolest nigger
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This touched me.*
*There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind.*
*She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her.*
*She told her boyfriend, ‘If I could only see the world, I will marry you.’*
*One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend.*
*He asked her,’ Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?’*
*The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn’t expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him.*
*Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: ‘Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.’*
*This is how the human brain often works when our status changes.*
*Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations.*
*Life Is a Gift*
*Today before you say an unkind word -*
*Think of someone who can’t speak.*
*Before you complain about the taste of your food – Think of someone who has nothing to eat.*
*Before you complain about your husband or wife – Think of someone who’s crying out to ALMIGHTY GOD for a companion.*
*Today before you complain about life -*
*Think of someone who died too young.*
*Before you complain about your children -*
*Think of someone who desires children but they’re barren.*
*Before you argue about your dirty house someone didn’t clean or sweep -*
*Think of the people who are living in the streets.*
*Before whining about the distance you drive*
*Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.*
*And when you are tired and complain about your job -*
*Think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your job.*
*But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another -*
*Remember that not one of us is without sin and we all answer to one MAKER.*
*And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down -*
*Put a smile on your face and thank GOD you’re alive and still around.*
*And before you think of closing your Whatsapp messenger, Please think of sending this to as many people as you like…It might change someone’s thinking towards Life.*
*Remain blessed.*
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