Just because you have a heart,
it does not make you a human.
You need to have emotions in that.
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The best things in life are FREE …. Family, Friends, Smiles, Hugs, Kisses, Love, Sleep, Good Memories.
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Sometimes you need to run away to see who will follow you.
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Never let life discourage you;
Everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.
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2000 girls can Embarrass You sometimes..Today i took out my 2000 bae for a lunch
Waiter: Can I take your orders
Me: Oh yess…Black coffee ..plz..
Bbe: Eeh…Emtee plz… Nx
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When I think of you, I don’t think of tomorrow.
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You can ignore me for as long as you want,
but you can never change the memories
that I brought in your life.
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Girl : “wait for me hun, i wanna do my make-up”.
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Ronnie : “You don’t need a make-up”
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Girl : “oh! Really Ronnie?……….that is so sweet of you”
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Ronnie : “No, You need Plastic Surgery”.
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Ronnie walked into a bar and saw that cheeseburgers cost R30, Hotdogs R20 and a Handjob R40. He walks towards the counter and asks the lady ;
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Ronnie : “are you the one who does handjob?”
Lady : “Yes”
Ronnie : “ok, please wash your hands i want a cheesburger”
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Yaz Some girls have no chill shame.
They take pictures in expensive restaurants
and crop out the guy who bought food.
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I sent her money for transport and she didn’t show her ass now she’s ignoring my calls and she’s online on Facebook and i know she’s going to see this post…
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Hey!! you prostitute am giving you 10minutes to call me or else i will mention your name.
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The way this weed making me feel too high…
I can even kill two stones with one bird
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She was my daily crush until She posted:
“Imagine stealing the meat and forgetting to put the pot door
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Teacher: John what is 9-8
John : i don’t know sir
Teacher: okay you have 9 beers and ben takes 8 beers what will be left
John: 9 beers and a dead man
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Me trying to learn English
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Teacher: you did it, didn’t you?
Me: You took my pen,tookn’t you?
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Is it wrong to ask your friend to help you make your wife pregnant if you fail ?
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