Boy: “You Look Like My Wife”
Girl (Surprisingly): “Oh Really Hows Nice, What Is Your Wife’s Name?”
Boy: “I Am Not Yet Married“
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William Sexfear’s One Good Way To Reduce Alcohol Consumption
Before Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Sad
After Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Happy
Must Read William Sexfears Jokes
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The best way to tell a girl you love her is to sit beside her,
hold her, rest her head on your heartbeat, and stay quiet.
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Some Girls Will Give You Their Numbers
Just To Increase The Rate Of Missed Calls.
SO GUYS DON’T FEEL SO SPECIAL!!!
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Her: bbe im wet
Me : do u need a tissue
Her: im so wet i need something round and big
Me: eh you need the whole roll of tissue
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Those Days When Your Parents Used To Call You
To Come And Dance For Visitors!!!
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Look, i’m not saying that I’m Spiderman
but so far nobody has seen me in the same room
with him so how can u tell that i’m not spiderman??
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I texted my ex-girl “Hi” she immediately updated her Facebook status:
“I’m doing fine without u”😐
And yet i wanted to say:
” I met your dad👳 in town wearing my jacket”
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Funny Definitions:
Laziness? – Asking Lift For Morning Walk.
Craziness? – Get Blank Paper Xerox.
Honesty? – Pregnant Women Taking 2 Tickets.
Dehydration? – Cow Giving Milk Powder.
Fashion? – Lungi With A Zip.
Hope? – A 99 Year Old Women Purchasing A Life Time SIM Card.
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What Is The Best Punishment For A Girl?
Give Her New Clothes, Matching Jewellry And Nice Cosmetics
And Then Lock Her In A Room Without A Mirror.
What Is The Best Punishment For A Boy?
Give Him A Mobile With A Lot Of Girl’s Phone Numbers,
And Unlimited Credit & Put Him In A Place Where There’s No Network.
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Hurt him until he becomes a
motivational speaker on Facebook .
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If you get this answer right,
I will add you to my account.
Who is that girl like to dance alone
with alcohol in hand and wearing no panty?
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A girl started noticing a guy who stands in front of her home everyday in the evening. She noticed the guy always comes mostly in the evenings and weekends. The guy never tried to talk to her nor showed any gesture, he just moves here and there by looking into his mobile phone and occasionally stealing a stare at her. It went on like that for a year and the girl understood the guy was in love with her but was too shy to express his feelings. So, she told her parents. They too saw him and liked him. They discussed with her grandparents about a likely marriage. But wanted her to make the first move. The next day , she went to him and said, Hi. I’m Jada. He said, Hi. I’m Smith. Hearing this, the girl was very happy as the names were matching like Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. The girl went on and said, I really appreciate your patience and decency. You have been standing in front of my home everyday for about a year now. So, I understand that you are in love with me but too shy to say it. I think i really like you too and would love it if we get married. The guy smiled and said, Forgive me sister! Actually your home’s WIFI doesn’t have a password. So, i come here every evening after work to use free wi-fi to chat with my girlfriend!
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Hey guyz….anyone with those long messages which when you forward to ten people you are blessed in life…kindly send me one to forward…life is really hard this January. I need to be blessed
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A doctor wanted to heal (3) crazy men
He asks
Bobby: 3 + 3, He answers: 2500 You’re really crazy, he told him!
Then Farouk: 3 + 3 = Wednesday. You are not far from death, said the Doctor!
Then Angel: 3 + 3 = 6. BRAVOO!!! How did you do it??? He answers: I divided 2500 by Wednesday.
The doctor fainted.
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Tswana Girl Enter At The Sex Store…
Cashier : Hi,what Can I Do For You Miss.?
Girl :Hy I want A Dildo!!
Cashier :Okay Dear You Can Chose From Our Rage On The Wall…
Girl :I’ll Take The Red One Sir..
Cashier : Sorry Mam That’s A Fire Extinguisher!!!
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