The nigga next to me in the taxi just told someone on the phone
“Let me park and call you back”

Thug:Put the money in the bag, or you’ll be geography…
Tebza:I think you meant to history sir…
Thug:Don’t change the subject just get the money in bag.

IF you call him and he is eating don’t disturb him girl just hangup.
Don’t make him choose between you and food

How they kidnapped me

Kidnapers: Get in the van we have a lot of sweets for you .
Me : no I’m fine I don’t like sweets.
Kidnapers : we also have fRee WiFi .
Me: ok let go !

Mary”‘with real rato !

Do not get jealous if you are single this Valentines. Always remember that chocolates can cause diabetes. Flowers will dry and lose their beauty. Balloons will deflate. Letters will go old. And most importantly, they will soon break up.
Nothing lasts forever

Teacher: Calvin name the animal start With the later D
Calvin : Dog style
Teacher: Nonsense now the letter T
Calvin : The Dog style

Valentines is coming and short girls will be
out there wearing red dresses …
And be looking like fire extinguishers.

I cant Love Single People baba,
I Dont Want To Be Single” Forever
I Love Those Who Are Married
And Those Who Are Engaged

If I could go back to the day I met you,
l could’ve stayed at home and cook rice one by one

Being in a relationship with a girl who always compliment you and encourages you is nice , even when you fart, she will just be like…”Awwww Ncoor Baby That Was So Cute Especially The PRRRr Part”