Husband : Honey Let’s Play Hide And Seek?
Wife : No, Last Time We Played It I Couldn’t Find You
And You Came Back 15 February!!!
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Insecure guy
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Guy: bae where are you??? Girl: I’m in church
love ! Guy: Give Jesus the phone.
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Kissing a short person is like
drinking water
from the tap
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A chinese guy walks into a bar
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Ronnie : “hey, do you know Kung fu?”
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Chinese : “no why is it because i’m a chinese?”
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Ronnie : “no it’s because you are drinking my beer”
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Chinese ran away!!
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Mistress: when are you leaving your wife?
Mister: now, I come home.
* hasted came home at home *
Mister: we need to talk.
Wife: I also have to say.
Mister: it’s important to me.
My wife: that’s mine too.
Mister: you don’t understand… I don’t want…
Wife: I won the lotto 100 million! What are you going to say? You said I don’t want…
Mister: AA… I don’t want you… I love you.. I love you
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I know today may be difficult to get through.
If it would help to have my love wrapped
around you this morning,
consider yourself wrapped.
Good Morning
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The best gift you can give to someone is your time.
Because you give them somothing you can never get back.
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God Gives every bird it’s food, But
he does not throw it into it’s nest
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Letting go of the bad memories,
makes room for the good memories.
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In life, problems continuously come and go. It never stops. So just enjoy, learn, and face it!
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As a kid, you can’t wait to grow up. As an adult,
you wish you were a kid again.
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Life always has many things to bring you down.
But, what can really bring you down is your attitude.
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That moment when you want to throw a stone at your friend…you missed and it hit an old woman, and then the woman picks up the stone and put it inside her bag and walk away
You be like gogo come back with my stone.
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once a Girl calls and says i need a favour ?
Hang up mjita and immediately switch your phone off,take out the battery and SIM card. Unplug the charge and trip the main switch..
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Money can’t buy happiness,
but it can steal someone else’s.
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A beautiful woman must expect to be more accountable for her steps, than one less attractive.
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