I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This,
But Call Your Ex And Apologise

A man with money can change a broke woman’s life..❤
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A woman with money won’t even look broke man..

If You’re At A Club Right Now, Go To A Mirror And Say:
“This Is Why Guys Don’t Marry Me..!”

Let your Man go out there with friends and
enjoy without you calling him 100 times,
its annoying not cute!

And you post home alone and you see
the community thief react with wow

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account

TOILET PAPER IS FOR LADIES real men uses.
Calendars, Boxes,Cement papers and Stones

Dear Women,
1) Expecting A 10 Hours Cuddle Is Man Abuse
2) Faking Orgasm Is Man Abuse
3) Going Through His Phone While He’s Asleep Is Man Abuse
4) Getting Mad Because He Can’t Afford What Your Ex Used To Buy For You Is Man Abuse
5) Shaking Shoulders During Woman On Top Is Man Abuse
Thank You

You have just Won 80 Million and your Bae shouts”We are Rich!!!
Give your Reply??

My Lips Are Shaking……
Someone is Busy Kissing my Girlfriend…

Am i the only boi or guy whos scared to sleep with a boi in
other bed sober the whole night…

Sometimes you have to pack your bags💼🎒 ,
go to the airport✈ , take pictures and come back home

Imagine you’re dead,happily and peacefully resting because
you left debts behind and then your pastor decides to wake you up…
yaz we are not safe

Long distance relationship needs a very good looking partner,
imagine waiting for an ugly person for 3 months