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Make sure each and everyday you do something
that will bring you closer to your goals in life.

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Ladies Stop Buying Your self flowers And Post Them On Facebook Like “ncooooo Bae

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A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighborhood. So the boy stood on the balcony and reported on everything that was happening. “A police car has just called at the Hamilton’s’ house, the Chandlers are taking delivery of a new wardrobe, and the Mitchell’s are having sex.” Hearing this, the boy’s parents shot bolt upright. “How do you know the Mitchells are having sex?” “Because their kid is standing on the balcony too.”

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Witchcraft is when tou through a pizza box
outside and nobody sees you!!

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While you’re busy looking for the perfect person, you’ll probably miss the imperfect person who could make you perfectly happy..

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To gain something you’ve never had,
you have to do something you’ve never done.

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What`s better? A lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?

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We have so many needs in our life, but at the end of the day,
all we need is to be needed.

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I want to kill a chicken,
so should I use a knife or a wife?

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They Dont Crop You Out Anymore,
They Just Put An Emoji On Your Face

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To all guys who hurt girls,
please don’t stop

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The best way to screw up your life is to listen to others when they tell you how to live it.

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And at the end of the day I know I did the best I could do

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Never judge a book by it’s cover, or even after you have only read a few chapters, you should never voice an opinion until you know the entire story.

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Can we romance tonight? I’m in a good mood. Just a little bit of kissing and biting! Reply me soon!
Yours Loving,
Mosquito.

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I’m not perfect but
i know that you will never ever ever find someone like me!

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