Don’t take relationship advice from your mother
if you dont know your father

When a girl rejects me,I tell myself that
she’s HIV positive and she don’t want to infect me
Finish&klaar

That Annoying Moment When You Start The Same Sentence Like 3 Times And Someone interrupts You Each Time 😥
.
Why No Let Me Talk ? 😔

Some Of Us Have Learned Professionalism At A Tender Age 😥 , Because Even As A 12Year Old I’d Have Beef With My Siblings And Still Cover Up For Them When They Did Some Wrong 😔 .. i Didn’t Let My Feelings Overcloud My Judgement ♥

Xhosa People Will insult You
While Giving You A Compliment

Dear Future Wife

If I cheat, you don’t leave.
You sit down with me and help me fight this demon…

When you see a poor Man driving a Mercedes Benz
You know it is second hand nd the Mileage is really high..
Likewise when you see a poor Man Marrying a beautiful Woman

I’m that typpa boyfriend that would
take ur phone n delete a
sms of a job interview

Writting her on your bio and
writting about her everyday doesn’t
scare us
.
We’ve entered Toilets written
“Ladies only”

A lot of people think strippers are whores,
you will be shocked to find most whores work in offices,
hospitals, banks, supermarkets & a lot are in universities

When they see a ‘White Man’ with a laptop
they see businessman but ‘Black Man’ they see a DJ

Never let anyone do more for you than
you can do for yourself. It’s a trap!

If you haven’t heard from bae the whole day…….
just know that the other relationship is doing fine

Month end am selling ma bed
because i won’t need it on December

I hate Tupperware !I don’t understand how can one
SKHAFTINA🍱 have so much power over our moms