Last night a 17 year old boy walked into a bar and ordered 6 packs of hunters. After drinking he got up to leave, but he was stopped by the waiter. Excuse me you’ve not paid the bill. The boy picked up the bottle and read: “not for sale to persons under 18” call the police.
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Boy: Hey babe do you smell that
Girl: no what do you mean
Boy: I smell wet dog omg I know what it’s coming from
Girl: what
Boy: well it smells like a dog that’s wet and the only dog in here is
Girl: where
Boy: you
Girl: what how rude
Boy: oh come on
Girl: what no
Boy: well you are a smelly mutt
Girl: that’s it I’m braking up with you
Boy: what you smelly mutt we can’t date your a dog silly
Girl: really
Boy: I’m putting you up for the pound
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Why was the calendar nervous
Because its days were numbered
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Yo mama so fat…
when she farted she caused global warming
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Couples are busy chasing money together but
you and your baboon are still arguing who is gonna text first……
You are still saying that well doing families
have got snakes to steal money
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Ladies
What is the use of wearing G string👙 if you are not assically gifted🙅
What are you dividing actually??????? Bones?????
Morning skinny girls who wear G-strings😂😂😂😂😂😂…..
Fat ones your turn is loading…….
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Fat girls stop inboxing me…..
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I am not selling herbex
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Its almost month end. The only time when men get special respect at home. Even if you go to the toilet ….she will be like ‘honey how was your journey?’
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New Love is nice, until you find out it’s Made in China
due to factory faults of Boferbe
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Him:Why don’t you want to be on top
Her:am afraid of heights
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I will never forget the day a i bought my crush Pizza and
then 30 minutes later her boyfriend updated status
” Eating Debonairs pizza with my girlfriend “
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Says Be who you are, and say what you feel,
because those that matter won’t mind,
and those that mind, won’t matter.
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Sometimes hearing the music is just the best way to ignore the world
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Step of this glorious ladder,
it was difficult to get down again without stumbling.
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Wants to say thank you to that certain someone for putting this smile back on my face. I hope you know who you are and I hope you realize how much I appreciate it all..
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when your thought like flavor than you like each other but your thought like spicy then you neglect each other
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