Going to toilet without ur phone will force u to read
Air freshener ingredients

Dating someone without matric is not safe,
they might leave you the same way they left school….

You’ve never been drunk, if you haven’t went to the toilets and came back sitting on the wrong place with people you didnt come with after a while you realise nooo I wasn’t sitting here and start looking for the right spot

Happy birthday to everyone forever…
Now I can live freely not worried about whose birthday is it tomorrow

I started fearing Nyaope the day I saw my neighbour’s son dancing to the sound of my generator. When I switched it off he asked me who sang the song because I was afraid he would moer me I said “Yamaha Feat Petrol”

The pain of waiting for visitors to go so you can eat!

Those girls who dont usually post status but pictures and are always online on facebook……, they are big leaders in asking guys money!!!

Dont catch feelings after reading this…..chill girls and keep on asking for donations!!!

Never kiss a xhosa girl with your eyes closed😑.
I lost my phone yesterday!!!

HUSBAND: Call the ambulance, fast! I am having a heart attack.
WIFE: (took his phone) Quick! Tell me the Password!
HUSBAND: It’s ok… I am feeling better now

Shout out to all the Niggas who buy smart
phones for their girlfriends so that they can
send quality nudes to us,your effort won’t
go unnoticed gents we humble appreciate
your hard work

You can’t even tell your friends why you’re sad because
you’ll become a joke all year

Depression is for students from Uj, Wits, Up and UCT.
The rest of you loves attention.