My future wife thinks she’ll marry a rich guy with a six pack
can you please help me laugh at her

I left my phone at home, when I returned,I found 30 missed calls from my grandma.when i asked her why she called me. She told me that she wanted to tell me that i left my phone

I remember way back when we used to remove our hats and greet our elders, now days we just remove one earphone to say ‘Hi’

Support him until he makes a good living so he can leave you for a girl
he couldn’t get when he was broke…

Men who give their women ATM CARDS and PIN have a special corner in heaven with airconditioner and free Wi-fi access

I feel proud when I see my Ex girlfriends getting married. It shows that my relationship academy is doing well and it can provide wife materials….THANK YOU

I Have 3 Daughters And Both Of Them Are girls,
is God Not Great?

People who log in to WhatsApp only to monitor people’s last seen are more dangerous than a sword..

Every time I kill a mosquito,
I put it in a chair next to ma bed so that
other mosquitoes can see how dangerous I am!!!!

Earlier today My Phone was Stolen So I Grab a Mic :”Who ever had Stole My phone Must Return it….. it’s a black Samsung galaxy S8 or else I’ll do what I did in Durban…”😈😡

A moment later a guy appears from no Where and gave me the Phone..and he asked…..and what did you do in Durban?

Me: I bought a New one

Dear ladies,We don’t cheat, some people just think
they are in a relationship with us!