Apart from: “I love You”; “I miss you”; “I cant live without you”,
Which other joke do you know??

Be a goal digger not a gold digger. Be an independent woman.
Don’t ask for a man to buy you stuff.
Work hard and achieve your dreams.
Know your worth and be worthy

My sisters, labour pains are not that much painful. 😂 😂 😂
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Especially if you give birth wheras you have a wedding ring on you hand.

The biggest Mistake a woman can ever make is to love
and give the wrong man a child. Just wish it could Stop.

Dating a twin limits you from saying things like “theres no one like you

Drinking lots of water can help you mind your own business,
You will spend most of your time urinating instead of gossiping.

Tonight’s proverb
Ladies are like shoes that you buy on jambo sale….you dont know if the owner was wearing with socks or not!!!!!!

Gudu nayiti…..

60% of married women dont love their hubbies!!! They are just happy that they are married….and they are good when it comes to cheating than single ladies who just have boyfriends!!!!

Morning married women!!!!!!!!

Dad: Mbalie, I noticed you now call me Dad these days instead of Papa
Mbalie: Yes Dad, calling you Papa spoils my lipstick

There is no man who can explain stress than a guy
who impregnated an ugly chick

Wedding night confession
Husband_Sorry I slept with a lot of prostitutes
Wife_I said it!!! your face looks familiar
Husband fainted

Dear Ladies❤}
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You don’t owe anyone a tight
he who can’t swim shall drown and die..

After you’ve been dumped,
that’s when you’ll start thinking
“aker I should have cheated”.

The word “Anniversary” comes from
“Annual” which is a year. so why do you all
love saying “happy 1 or 3 months
anniversary”?

When you take a Pedi girl to KFC
then she chew those chicken bones untill
they become as fine as Washing powder…

I am starting to think that alcohol percentage
of the Russian Bear it is just there to fool us…
That thing issa 101% alcohol…