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Girls Be Having College Deploma Certificate.😮
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But Allows Their Hearts To Be Broken By a nigga
Who Didn’t Even Pass Grade 7.

Ladies if your man is winning the argument😐
Just faint!

If you have a friend who hates bathing
just know they didn’t do baby shower for them

My girlfriend took 3 pregnancy tests and they all came back positive➕
How will i take care of 3 children?

If your boyfriend/hubby has no beards…….

Sis you are dating an emoji

If your wife/gf is rude all you need to do is to promote her to be a first lady then find a second lady!!!!

Thats how we deal with rude wife or gf.

Her: bbe borrow me your phone.
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Me: if you want to dump me just do straight
don’t come with angles please.

I don’t really forgive people i just pretend as
if everything is well,take a chair and grab
some pack of popcorn and wait for my
turn…..

Just imagine when your boyfriend has introduced you to his family. 😂 😂 😂
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Then you hear them laughing in the sitting room, saying “Have you seen the hair line ?”.

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
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They have girl friends

Today I fooled a taxi driver by paying him money
without entering the taxi and I ran away.

Girl: Honey I had a dream that you bought me a gold necklace..!😘
Boy: Go back to sleep and wear it..