Women don’t want us looking in their handbags because
that’s where they keep the secret to winning arguments.

*Dating a girl with a big head isn’t a problem. The problem is, when she wants to lie on your chest, you will feel as if you are carrying the entire country’s problems*

My Boss Is Indeed A Good Person, When He Buys A New TV He Gives Me The Old One, He Buy New Radio He Gives Me The Old, He Buy New Shoes He Gives Me The Old, He Buys A Cell Phone He Gives Me The Old One, Yesterday He Just Got Married To A New Wife I’m Still Waiting Baba🙇

I repeat baba I’m waiting, I’m waiting baba

No matter how tall u r my brother u cn nvr c tomorrow so b patient
N no matter how strong u r u can nvr carry ur self to ur grave

Breakup is for small girls, Real women
pause the relationship and resume when
he is back to his senses.

Facebook is Destroying our Mindset
“Yesterday at Town in Shoprite
a black guy saw a Beautiful girl
and Said: Nice Pic Gal😍

These days it’s risky to get angry with your
girlfriends because of those guys called
*I’m here for you*

PATIENT: Can a pregnancy drink beer if 9
months is not arrive?
DOCTOR: Forget about the beer..this type of
English can cause miscarriage.

A girl wrote on her status “All men are
goat”
And i asked her “Have u given ur father
grass today?

In 2019 we need to date according to qualifications,
you can’t have a degree and be hurt by someone with a grade 7 report