*IT’S HARD TO BE A TEACHER AT TIMES.*..

*Teacher:* ”Construct a sentence containing the word “sugar”
*Pupil:* ”I was drinking tea this morning.”
*Teacher:* ”Where is the word sugar.”
*Pupil:* ”It is already in the tea..!!”

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when
a lizard walks past.
The lizard looks up and says to the monkey “Hey! what are you doing?”
The monkey says “Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend.”
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the river.
At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.
He then asks the lizard, “What’s the matter with you?!”
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he
has to check this out.
He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says “Hey, MONKEY!”
The Monkey looks down and says shocked, “FUUUUUCK, DUDE……. how much water did you drink to get that big?”

If your wife/girl friend answers her phone in front of you and starts clicking the “volume down” button. That’s him my brother…. thats him.

Your deputy is calling…thank me later

Hie all….
I am selling a double door fridge for only R500 but doesnt have a door and that is not a problem because you can use a curtain as a door😂

Inbox if you are interested.

I can’t date a girl who pronounces ‘R’ as “Ggg”,
we wont get maggied because our Gelationship wont last.

My Ex will do anything just to make me jealous.
She even hug Trees nowadays

Make up makes women look nice from far,
yet they are far from nice.

FOR MEN ONLY
When you marry a woman,
Her mother becomes your mother-in-LAW,
Her father becomes your father-in-LAW,
Her brother becomes your brother-in-LAW,
Her sister becomes your sister-in-LAW,
Her extended family becomes your in-LAWS.
So, whom do you think your wife is?
SHE is the LAW!
OBEY the LAW and have peace with the state.
Don’t argue with me on this please.

If my Bae is cheating on me and
you decide to tell me,
then you owe me a new one.
I can’t be single because
you couldn’t mind your own business

Today early in the morning around 04:27 when i was busy driving my Ferrari🚘 with my girlfriend going to town for shopping. Guess what………………..
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The alarm⏰ woke me up!!!
Shit some dreams cant even come true

Sex …..you cry
Break up ….you cry
Mensuration period…you cry
Child birth …you cry
Engalgement…you cry
Wedding ….you cry
Pass exams with flying colours…you cry

Ladies what exactly is your problem?????

Not all men are trash🤗🤗…..and not all men are dogs🐕….
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Some of them are garbage!!!!!

You have insufficient ass to wear leggins
please load Pampers

YOH I WANNA STOP CHEATING😒✋
AND FOCUS ON MY 3 GIRLFRIENDS

When your Bae is treating you so good
that you even thinking of calling
all your EX’s and dump them again…