interviewer: we were paying our previous employee R15000 for that job because he has more experience , so Mr Skebhe how much you expecting us to pay you
Skebhe :oh R25000 mhlonishwa
Interviewer : why you asking such a big salary because you said you don’t have any experience
Skebhe : well job is more harder when you don’t know what you are doing

One day, three girls went swimming in a nearby dam. They undressed and went on with their business.
Twenty minutes later,Skebhe came and stood next to where they left their clothes.
The girls said, “what you doing here, if You are here to see our private part you wasting your time, because we won’t come out until you leave
Skebhe replied, Im here to warn you fools, before the crocodile bite you all
The girls jumped out of the water!
Skebhe : yah Bosso who’s watching your private parts now, you idiots

A Touching Story

Girl: (touches the boy)
Boy: (touches the girl)
Girl: (Touches the boy again)

😭😢😢 What a touching Story

If he always get home at 04:00am or 05:30am never ever call him your boyfriend or husband but an alarm⏰.
My sister even if you poison that idiot😂
God will understand!!!!!!!!

Good morning!!!!

When you see cockroaches in your house
just know you have food.
Cockroaches are like slay queens
they don’t like poverty

If your boyfriend/girlfriend or hubby/wife trust you……
believe me you are ugly.

Lets not argue on this

a son argued with his father insisting that 1+1=11…

The father looked at him and said: “Go and buy 2 boiled eggs”

The son went and returned with the 2 eggs…

The father said give one to me and one to your brother .. and the son asks: “what about me?”😕

The father responds: “Eat the remaining nine eggs that are letf….Nonsense!!”

Rich who was happy that his wife had given birth ran to the hospital….🏃🏃🏃

Doctor: “congratulations sir! Your wife has given birth to Triplet”😊

Rich: “Thanks Doctor but why did you and
my wife name the baby without my consent?

Real Men do one round and sleep peacefully
but these jobless guys will hit it all night
as if they’re releasing poverty

When I die please don’t let people come see me
in the coffin coz am shy I’ll end up laughing

I used to say” when I grow up I want to have beautiful kids”
until my mother said “i used to say the same thing but look at you”

Black parents will let u freeze in bed with
one blanket coz
the other blankets are for visitors.

Bae this, Bae that ,Bae here, Bae there
the day you’ll be dumped please
call a Press conference we deserve to know. .

Those girls who reject us and date Taxi Drivers…😩
°° °° °°
How does it feel to have shares in the UBER business ?

Scientists have discovered a new muscle in the human body called paraphalix Engina. It is the longest muscle ever discovered in living mammals. It connects the eye lid to the anus. *That is why the anus opens when you blink.* Now look at this idiot trying to blink to see if it’s true. I couldnt accept to be the only idiot. Come and beat me if u want.

I went for a job interview today when I entered the 1st question was “wait please” I answered “65kgs”. They were so happy they all laughed and told me to go back home they’ll call me soon.*

*I’m now ironing my clothes they myt call me early morning tomorrow, guys pray for me.*