I saw someone withdraw cash and then left the ATM without counting the money……
South Africans we are losing our culture now

what is happiness ….
happiness is when ur ex is dating some1 u can draw wit ur left hand

I want to know that New Company called “Not Yet working”
it must be a good paying one because lot of people are working there

I need your advice?.
.
Last night my side chick called me and asked
me to come over her place for a night, …well
i didn’t hesitate since i had days without
seeing her, ..as i was on my way she asked
me to buy a 2kg of mixed portion which i
did, .i got there around 19:00 then she
immediately took out 4 pieces from the
braaipack and started cooking, ..i was so
excited thinking meaning 2 pieces is for me
and the other 2 is for hers since i was also
hungry, ..we then sat at a couch patiently
waiting for the food to be cooked, …while
we were still waiting she received a call
from her baby daddy telling her his on his
way, .i was so angry and disappointed as
she asked me to leave,but as a gentleman
that i am i didn’t start a fight or anything of
sort, .i just stood up and went straight to
the fridge and took out the remaining half
of the braaipack then went to the stove and
pick up those 4 pieces in the pot and drank
the soup then left, .. so she’s now not taking
my calls No reply to my text and this silence
is eating me inside!.
.
Was i wrong?

DID U KNOW?
Thailand has the highest number of
prostitutes!
Bt vele what else cn u expect when the
country’s name is THIGH LAND,
when the capital is BANG COCK and
a tourist spot is called FUK ET?

I remember back then when I was at Rainbow’s house
and Selimathunzi visited him.

When they opened the fridge they found a vaseline
I was never traumatised like that

If you are taller than your boyfriend, then
you are the one who should go outside at
night and check when dogs bark…

In exam they give me questions I don’t
know I give them answers they don’t
know……simple as that

So u caught your boyfriend sleeping with
another girl because u denied him sex.and
you have guts to say he’s cheating?
My sister that’s very wicked an selfish!!
“If there’s no electricity use generators”

Stop telling people to get married because
people their age are married. People your
age are dying and nobody is telling you to
die

Ladies, , word of advice
Get married to a man that is way older
than you .. So that by the time you start
losing your beauty and shine, he will also
be losing his eye sight.

I helped my cute neighbour to carry a 20
litre container full of water up to the 4th
Floor. She was like “Tanks a lot… just put it
down by the door. My boyfriend is inside,
he will come and take it in!!!”
I made a u-turn and took it back
downstairs..

Whites:its so expensive

Blacks:I will come back tomorrow

That moment your teacher is letting know that
he/she won’t be available tomorrow
And you be like :No why marha?
But inside your heart you are busy celebrating like nobody’s business

A Fact : A Girl Will Always Forgive And Forget
But
She Will Never Let You Forget That She Had
Forgiven And Forgotton.
Argue??