It’s important to attend church because Pastor’s bills won’t pays itself

“All men are dogs” says the gender that got us kick out of heaven.

When A White Person Asks You For Directions
And In Your Head You’re Like
“You Stole This Land, You Should Know It”

Behind Every Successful Hangover
There’s A Promise Of Never Drinking Again

Father:Have you taken your maths test, son?
Son:Taken already.
Father:Did you get them all right?
Son:Only five wrong
Father:Not bad! By the way, how many sums altogether?
Son:Five.

No matter how far u urinate,
the last drop will always fall on your feet

WHAT WILL U DO IF YOUR EX CALLS U IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT & SAYS HONEY I’VE
BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT?I NEARLY DIED BT I
THOUGHT OF U FIRST!
WHAT WILL BE YOUR RESPONSE 2YOUR EX?

Today I met a girl who told me she is studying
to be a pilot at UNISA. Girls please know
your limits when trying to look important.

Some girls raise their hands during worship in church
just to show men they have no rings on their fingers

If a chick come to my crib & i go to the
bathroom she gotta clap until i come back,
if she stop clapping she stole something

niggas will laugh at you just
cause you don’t know Joburg but they
don’t know who their father is

Whites: Yes
Blacks: Mm
Whites: No
Blacks: Mm mm
Whites: I beg your pardon
Blacks: mmmh?
Whites: Oh I get it now!
Blacks: mmmhmmm!

Attention guys please avoid eating Russians Polony
and Mixed Portion Rainbow Things
They said they have virus that can kill you within 2days

Truly speaking not a joke

You can Google

I swear some people say ” YELLOW ”
When they answer their Cell Phones

The Problem with living alone is that,
Its always your turn to cook and wash dishes

When politics rules the cue:
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The story that Orlando Pirates beat Kaizer Chiefs 3-1 is not true and is pure propaganda by white owned media. It is intended to make people believe that teams coached by whites perfom better. We are tired of this monopoly capital and propaganda machinery that shows signs of white supremacy. We aren’t going to be dragged by white power to believe all the fallacies. The game never happened, just like we have been brainwashed and to believe that white is mightier. As blacks we are not going to be dragged into that white belief and white rule. The divide and rule by whites. The game never happened, we urge the black people to unite and stop insulting and teasing each other by promoting white stans.