WhatsApp Conversation Between Calvin & Wife Before Valentine.
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Wife: What are your plans for Valentine?
Calvin: Same as Jesus..
Wife: What do you mean ??
Calvin : I will disappear and reappear on the 3rd day!
Wife: “That’s AWESOME. if you do that, I’ll also do like Mary.
Calvin: What do you mean ?
Wife: I will show up pregnant, yet untouched by my husband.”

Mention a guy who would be
pregnant by now if he was a girl

Some 2k kids look like they
have 4 kids and a rent problem

Interviewer :Why should we hire u?
Tebza:Because I applied for this job jou shit

Tebza:Why ride a roller coaster when u can ride me?
Lebo:Because roller coasters actually make me scream

Never force children to pray at dinner…
At young boy was ordered to lead in prayer…

Tebza:But I don’t know how to pray…
Father:Just pray for ur family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc
Tebza:Dear lord… Thank u for our visitors and there children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won’t come again. Forgive our neighbor’s son, who always removes my sister’s cloths and wrestle with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send cloths to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy’s Blackberry… And provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom’s room when daddy is at work… Amen!!!
…….. Dinner was canceled!

There are idiots who always reply with no
whenever they are asked question.
So tell me are u one of them?

There are 5 types of slenders:
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1)Slender by nature
2)Slender by drugs
3)Slender by sex
4)Slender by disease
5)Slender by hunger
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Where do u belong?

If we are in a relationship and I cheat on u
that doesn’t give u permission to cheat back.
I’m giving u an example of what not to do

Teacher: You had all weekend to do you homework!
Me: Uhm, sorry but I have a life…

Soon after S**, the guy was tired and the gal said, I guess u are a ANC member…
Astonished the guy asked, ‘How did u know???’..
The lady said, “It’s becoz u promise a lot but do nothing…”