My brother if she doesn’t disturb u , annoys u‍😡
or give u any headache😡 then she is not the one ….real girlfriends 💑act like Demons 👹some even act like witches from Malawi.

Some of you, if we wipe your make up,
you are going straight back to 2009.

A man who always pleases his friends can
never build a home!!!

That 1 toothbrush all your girlfriends use
when they come for a sleep over and each
of them thinks its hers…

Dating 2000s Is All Fun And Crazy Until When She Dumps you, She Be Like: “When We First Met ,you Were Custard. Time Passed By and you Turned Into Mustard… And In The End you are just a Bastard… Its Over!!!”

Mbali ; baby I’m pregnant

Mbula ; haibo who gave you that name😀

A Guy in a hurry used the
ladies toilet in a posh
hotel..
He sat down and
noticed four buttons –
WW, WA, PP & APR…
Curious, he pressed WW &
his butt was gently
sprayed with WARM
WATER,
he loved it so much..!!
He then pressed WA & a
blast of WARM AIR dried
him up. Still loving it …,
He pressed PP & a
POWDER PUFF to make him
smell fresh.
Feeling pampered ..,
He decided to press the last button APR.
He later woke up in a
hospital
A Nurse smiled & said to
him “Sir, APR means
AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER.
When the machine couldn’t
find a pad on you, it went
for your balls .
Your balls are in the jar
over there..🤣

Car owners , let’s confuse them with car parts
Me: overtake 😄

All slim girls please gather here, I need a new broom.

*inbox*
Her: Babe I’m pregnant
Him: I can’t hear you, there’s noise here

Couples Wearing Matching Outfits, Is A Sign That
The Girlfriend Is In Control Of The Relationship.

Stop announcing that you are single everyday,
they have seen it and they don’t want you

Hi guys….mara hav u notice gore ma 1970s, 1980s and 1990s looks younger than Ma 2000..is something dat i jst notice now😏

Dear mosquitoes we know sucking our blood is your job

Is singing really necessary

My boyfriend want to produce me to him parents
and I’m so skirt what can I do guns?