Have you ever typed a message and thought
“no this English is too strong for this person”
and had to simplify it

I dont block people on whatsapp i just delete your number
and let my settings deal with you msoonically😊

I applied for a job at NASA…
but there’s no space

A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3.​
The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Grade 4.
I am smarter than my sister & she’s in Grade 4”.
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.
The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4.
Principal:​ What is 3+3?
Boy:​ 6.
Principal:​ 6+6.
Boy:​ 12.
The boy got all the questions right.
The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately.
The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.
Madam:​ What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?
Boy:​ Legs.
Madam:​ What is in your trousers that I don’t have?
Boy:​ Pockets.
Madam:​ What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Boy:​ Coconut.
Madam:​ What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal’s eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge
Boy:​ Bubble gum.
Madam:​ You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.
Boy:​ Tent.
The principal was looking restless​
Madam:​ A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.
Boy:​ Wedding ring.
Madam:​ I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
Boy:​ Nose.
Madam:​ I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.
Boy:​ Arrow.
Principal:​ O MY GOD.
Madam:​ What starts with ‘F’ and ends wit a ‘K’ and if you don’t get it, you’ve to use your hand?
Boy:​ Fork.
Madam:​ What is it that all men have, it’s longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Boy:​ Surname.
Principal:​ Ohooo !
Madam:​ What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?
Boy:​ Heart.
Principal:​ Eeeeeh ! The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam,
“Send this bloody boy to the university. I myself got all the answers wrong!”
DO YOU THINK THE HEADMASTER WAS RIGHT…?

Those who aren’t familiar with prayer,
after 30 seconds while praying,
they’d be like ” I miss you Lord ”
Ae 😂😂

The Way you skip my posts even
when they make sense is the same way
they Skip your application even When you qualify! 🙄

IF you’re doing grade 12 and struggling with
Mathematics and physical Sciences . . .
please inbox me and explain
why you chose difficult subjects. 😊

If you think your man doesn’t know maths
tell him you’re pregnant my sister

Even If U Put The Volume Level On 1🔊
Nigerian Movies Will Always Be Nigerian Movies

I Don’t Care if You Wrote “Taken” On Your
Bio.
I’m inboxing You Because i Also Love
That Movie

Next female to waste my time
I’m biting her clit before I leave

Imagine dating a broke man but his family think
you’re with him for the money..

Me – I think I’m in love with you
Crush – lol, eix. You and your jokes