I know that I’m ugly as hell and yet I expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

Some ladies draw their eyebrows too high.. ‘ they look surprised the whole day

I miss my primary teacher who used to force me to sit in between girls I wish I knew

A lady on telephone: Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you. Man: Do you know me? Lady: Continue Reading..

(Funny But True About Us Guys) Girl : Babe there’s something I wanna tell you Guy : I also wanna Continue Reading..

Facebook got 50year old women saying they are single because they haven’t met the right guy. You gonna meet him Continue Reading..

If you’re bored like I am, here’s what to do: Place a cube of sugar where ants are prevalent in Continue Reading..

When a man says “I miss you!” its either he’s horny or guilty of something Otherwise we don’t “miss”