You are renting a 1 room and you come here on
Facebook and post stuff like; “Having breakfast in
bed” like you have a choice.
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Have you ever been hurt
by your side chick and feel like
telling your wife??
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Tell her she’s beautiful instead of hot,
she’s a “WOMAN” not a temperature
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Tell him he is handsome not cool
he’s man not an ice cream.
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My Girlfriend Told Me To Delete My Fb Or She Is Leaving…
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Guys Be Right Back Let Me Help Her To Pack Her Bags..
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Nxa This Morning My Girlfriend Was So Sick So That I Had To Carry Her To The Kitchen To Make A Breakfast For Me…
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Get well soon my love..
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Next Month im getting married
With or without a Wife.
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A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said: “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.
Now after ten years it’s different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”
Said the counsellor: “Why complain. You are still getting the same service.
*In the corporate world they call it…..*
*Job Rotation*!”
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Difference between talent and God’s gift:
A Teacher can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject.
-This is talent.
A wife can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject.
-This is God’s gift.
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Which Of These Sentence Gave You A Great Joy When You Were In School?
1. Go Out For Break
2. Test Is Cancelled
3. Take A Sheet Of Paper
4. Answer Only One Question
5. Go Back Home There Is No School
6. The Mathematics Teacher Is Sick
7. If You Know You Owe School Fees, Walk Out.
Just indicate with number only.
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The Hardest Thing To Do Is Leaving Your House
While Your Phone Is On 3%
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Your slippers and G-Strings at my place won’t shake me
Leave your Qualifications,
Payslips and car keys
Give me a challenge Boo…
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Last night i got HIV(Heavy Into Vodka) and this morning i woke up with TB(Taste of Beer) this means i have AIDS(Alcohol In De System) so now i have decided to take ARV(Another Round of Vodka)
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*some of you here are so quiet
yet we are all made from unprotected Sex
stop acting special… Just say hi
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Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting in the balcony with wife.
He says,
“I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.”
Wife asks, “Is that you, or the whisky talking?”
Husband replies, “It’s me… talking to whisky.”
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If God is a Police Officer
How many times would you have been fined or arrested
for parking your life wrongly? Over loading with Lusts and Pleasures of the world? Not carrying the Fire Extinguisher always (Bible)? Over Speeding (Going Ahead of God’s Plans)? Driving without a License (Holy Spirit)? Not observing Traffic Lights (commandments)? And forgetting to put on your Safety Belt (Prayer)? Think about it…. SPREAD THE GOSPEL
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