Most of you are single now because you started dating at a very young age.. Now you’ve exhausted your dating bundle..

Once you log in on Facebook,
the TV becomes a Radio

You must have at least one Gown in life.
Graduation Gown,
if you don’t have wedding gown,
if you don’t have Morning Gown.

Once You Start Cheating On Your Boyfriend Everything About him Just Irritate You..!

Long distance Relationship is nice you just text
“I wish you were here😢” then you go to cheat in peace..!

A Girl’s Favorite Line When
She is Angry: “Don’t Touch Me

I should hv stayed in the womb
i wasn’t paying rent there

Letter “W” Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet…Because All WORRIES Start With “W” ie Why, Who, What, When, Wine, Whisky, Wealth, War And Finally WIFE..!

“Dnt Be Angry If ur Girlfriend strts to act Weird nd crazy..
These humans use to talk to dolls and fed em real food”

Beat An African Black Child And When He Starts Crying , Console Him With Some Sweets And Ask Him Who slapped Him ? 😕😒 He Will Point Another Person 😩😭

That’s How Corruption Started in Africa

Anyone selling a second hand relationship?
even if it has problems, I will fix it myself

I have this stupid neighbour
who changes music as if he is listening alone

Black people don’t measure salt. We sprinkle salt until we hear the spirits of our ancestors whispering, “It’s enough my child”🤗

Her : Why you Didn’t Complete school ?
Me : I wasn’t the One who started Building it Dummy.