My Boss Asked Me To Start The Presentation With A Joke

I Attached My Payslip On The First Slide

Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

A Small Boy Is Sent To Bed By His Father…

Five Minutes Later

Son : ” Da_ad !!!”
Dad: ” what ?!”
Son: ” I’m Thirsty, can you bring me a drink of water ?”
Dad: ” (Out Of Anger) No you had your chance . Now Lights Out”

Five minutes later

Son:” Da-aaaad ”
Dad:” What ? What ?
Son:” I’m Thirsty… can I have a drink of Water ?”
Dad:”(Really pissed off ) I Told you No !! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you !”

Five Minutes Later

Son:” Daaad …”
Dad:” What ? ”
Son:” When You Come In To Spank Me , Can You bring me a drink of water ?

i dont beg anymore…
Im even gonna Cook food at my funeral Myself

My girlfriend caught me cheating
Should I forgive her?👀

When a man says “I miss you!”
its either he’s horny or guilty of something
Otherwise we don’t “miss”

Boys listen, before you date a girl from now, u have to ask her the month in which she was born
,
Guys how can u started dating today n tomorrow b her birthday

Continue saying all men are players until you marry their coach!

When i Visit A Doctor 😌 ,
i Will Give Him My Phone To Guess My Password 😒 ..
if He Gets it Right 😊 Then We Can Start Discussing My Problems 😇✌

I’m Very Serious These Days

Girl:Hallo,why are you smoking?

Boy:I smoke because I want to

Girl:You waste your life and money.See that BMW over there if you didn’t smoke you could have bought it

Boy:Do you smoke?

Girl:No

…Boy:And do you have a BMW?

Girl:No

Boy:Well I smoke,and by the way that BMW over there is mine..