Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.”
Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!”
Doctor: “Nine.”
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Mother: “How was school today, Patrick?”
Patrick: “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”
Mother: “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”
Patrick: “What school?”
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A Little Boy Was Doing His Maths Homework, Saying To Himself,
“2+5 The Son Of Bitch Is 7, 3+6 The Son Of Bitch Is 9.”
His Mother Heard This & Gasped: “What Are You Doing?”
The Little Boy Answered: “I’m Doing My Math’s Homework Mom”
Mom: “And This Is How Your Teacher Taught You To Do It?”
Little Boy: “Yes”
Infuriated, The Mother Asked The Teacher Next Day,
Mother: “Are You Teaching Maths To Children By Saying 2+2, The Son Of Bitch Is 4?”
The Teacher Started Laughing, And Answered: “What I Taught Them Was, 2+2 The Sum Of Which Is 4“
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A Woman Returned Home On Evening And Asked Her New Maid,
Woman: “Did You Clean Out The Refrigerator As I Told You?”
Maid: “Yes, Mam, And Everything Was Very Tasty“
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There isn’t much difference between blue whale challenge and IIT.
Both will take you to the same place.
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If you had to choose between watching Jab Harry Met Sejal & playing the Blue Whale Challenge, which building would you choose to jump from?
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Husband downloaded the Blue Whale in his wife’s mobile…
And
*Blue Whale died*
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Wife: what are you doing in mobile since long?
Husband: playing BlueWhale chahenge.
Wife: should I prepare your dinner or not?
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I always dream of being a millionaire
like my uncle!…
He’s dreaming too
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When I was kidnapped,
my parents snapped into action.
They rented out my room.
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A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
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A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, “Bow-wow!” The cat ran away. “What was that, Father?” asked Baby Mouse. “Well, son, that’s why it’s important to learn a second language.”
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The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’
The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’
The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’
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A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!”
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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
One boy answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
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