That awkward moment when you sit on the couch ready to relax cup of tea and blanket and then you realise you have left the remote half way across the room
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That awkward moment when you sit on the couch ready to relax cup of tea and blanket and then you realise you have left the remote half way across the room
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women these days, some of their eyebrows looks like they are sponsored by Nike.
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Facebook is the only place where,
someone can ‘Feel Lonely’ with Simran, Shruti, Rahul and 85 others
😛
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She- What’s ur name
He- Typing..
S- Hey.. you der?
H- Typing..
S- Hello
H- Typing..
She- Bye
He- Baba Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insaan
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Height of Coolness: Finishing the paper Coming out of the exam hall,
Having a cold drink And asking a friend:
Dude, which paper was it?
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Top 3 sweetest sleep
3.Sleepin on moms lap wn v r tired!
2.Sleepin on lovr-s shoulder wn vr sad!
1.Sleepin wit opened
eyes wn teachers r teaching!
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Height of PHYSICS
A conductor kicks n old man out of bus.
Police takes conductor 2 jail and gav him shock but he had no effect.
Y..
coz he ws a BAD CONDUCTOR.
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A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog – it died.
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Newspaper reported:
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Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
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Man said, I am not American
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Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
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Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
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Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.
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Maths Sir: What Is A Line?
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A Genius Answers:
A Line Is A Dot, Going For A Walk…!!
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Relative: kya karte ho?
Me: Import/Export ka business.
R: Wow Great, kaha pe?
Me: Twitter se Tweet import karke FB & WA pe export karta hu.
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Chicken is better than that guy who said he will even die for you.
Chicken actually died for you.
Chicken is true love.
#Foodiie
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Boy: Hey !
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Girl: Hi ! What u doing ?
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Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in
the world..
Girl: Aww How cute !
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Boy: Ya ! But She is not replying, so m
texting U !!
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I once told my parents I wanted a tattoo.
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Got one the very next minute.
A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole
week !!
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Men will be Men.
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Girls will be Aunties.
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Husband: can u be the moon of my Life?
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Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
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Husband: Great! then….
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!
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•●~ Babiie .. Even After Our Breakup. I Use To Check Your Profile.
Oh!
No No. ! Not Because I’m Missing You,
But Just Because I Can See Your Shakal n’ Harkateiin And Realize That What I Did Was Right .. ‘
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