*Today, I deleted all the ugly people on my friend list… I almost deleted myself*
😂😂😂

*MARRIAGE IS SWEET, BUT MARRYING A WRONG PERSON IS LIKE COVID19 .. EVERYDAY YOU WILL BE RECORDING NEW CASES 🤭🤭

A girl at a bus stop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation went to him and said
” you look cute.. I like you.”….

The man out of shock simply placed his hand on her shoulder and said

“My dear, this love and infatuation are all nothing. You are too young to be behaving like this. Pls go home and study hard so that you can have a successful life.”..

He then placed a piece of paper on her hand and said
” I have written some words of wisdom and religious verses for you. Read them before you go to sleep.”
And then he walked away.

The girl went back to her hostel in shame and guilt..

before she slept she opened up the paper and read thus:

“Are you blind? My wife was standing behind me. Any way, this is my number.
Call me anytime. ………..
By the way, I like you too!”

Men are always Men

A mad👹 man saw his fellow mad friend crying by a river side. He sat down beside him and asked:
_“Why are u crying?”
The other one replied:
“I put a cube of sugar in this river, but when I tasted, I felt nothing. It’s not sweet!”
The mad man blew up with laughter and said:
“You! You are really very mad! Did you shake it?”

*Protect yourself from Covid 19.. remember.. when you have it…you will be admitted to ICU..and your wife will have your phone..that’s so dangerous than covid 19 itself..avoid this scenario*

Her : Baby I Lost My Phone.

Him : Borrow Me Your Headsets And Charger.

When I’m Drunk🍺 I Become Very Alert👀… Before Crossing The Road I Look Left⬅ And Right ➡ For Cars🚗 And Bikes🚲 And Then Look Up⬆ For Aeroplanes✈ And Down For Bombs💣 Then Look Back For Kidnappers💂 After That I Hold My Beer🍺 And Walk Zig Zag🔀🔀 To Avoid Bullets🔫

P.O Box 442
Leboeng
0208
12 July 2020

Dear: Principal😬

I’m writing this letter for you and it’s behalf all Grade 10’s.🤗☺️

The point is that President said we stay home I mean us as a country stay home. And you know I do want school. The Difficult is issue Covid_19, really Murder kids We is scared to Come back. We are not sure is coming back soon, We quite or We resigned for ever and ever you know. My heart is break, because school don’t want us😑💔

We us as all the Grade 10’s we say that is Good Bye For ever and ever Amen.😌

Your Faithfully

Can Someone Borrow Me R700 If I Don’t Pay ,
You Can Block Me I’ll Understand.

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