When i’m good iam god’s daughter……… when i’m bad iam devil’s mom…

True happiness is when you sitting next to your landlord in church..whilst you haven’t paid yr rent and the pastor Continue Reading..

Selfie Sticks were invented for people who only look good from a distance.

Hey you, yeah it’s you that is reading this status, you have a chance to win an iPhone, a Car, Continue Reading..

I need a girlfriend who works at the radio station📻 even when she says”Love I’m at work” I just turn Continue Reading..

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so Continue Reading..

I just saw on fb that the children born 9 months from now will be know as the ‘children of Continue Reading..

Have you ever received that “where are you” text and first had to decide where you are?