I don’t go for looks Mara lwena don’t look
like you have a criminal record

If girls can cheat on soldiers, people carrying AK47’s and grenates
What about u thabo with yure laptop bagg
Txt

Instead of dating him because he pays rent, have u considered dating the landlord directly

Dont say money changed them,
u didnt text them when they were broke REMBER

If u see guards guarding any goverment building during working hours,
tell them the thieves are already inside

I was born without my permission
All i wanted to be was a memory card

Some girls the moment you tell her “I love you” She becomes phoneless, cashless,dataless, homeless and all kinds of lessness

Girls who were born in 1990, I’m reminding you that next year you’ll be 30yrs. Continue with your stupid questions like

“Who gave you my numbers ?”
It’s about 4 months left..
Continue

I was in a taxi and there was this muscular and wierd looking guy sitting at the back seat… His phone rings and he answers “yes boss, I’m with him in the same taxi, When he gets off, I’ll shoot him”

Well, we are now at the taxi driver’s house because no one wants to get down.

I lost my weed now I see my lil brother tryna load airtime in his calculator

Ever looked at someone and be like damn…You really a liar

When you meet her friends and
you realize you got the ugly one