You can buy gifts but not love.
You can pretend smile but not happiness.
You can lie to others but not to yourself.
You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!

E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs.
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a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.

Top 3 sweetest sleep
3.Sleepin on moms lap wn v r tired!
2.Sleepin on lovr-s shoulder wn vr sad!
1.Sleepin wit opened
eyes wn teachers r teaching!

Top 3 sweetest sleep
3.Sleepin on moms lap wn v r tired!
2.Sleepin on lovr-s shoulder wn vr sad!
1.Sleepin wit opened
eyes wn teachers r teaching!

Height of PHYSICS
A conductor kicks n old man out of bus.
Police takes conductor 2 jail and gav him shock but he had no effect.
Y..
coz he ws a BAD CONDUCTOR.

Height of PHYSICS
A conductor kicks n old man out of bus.
Police takes conductor 2 jail and gav him shock but he had no effect.
Y..
coz he ws a BAD CONDUCTOR.

A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog – it died.
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Newspaper reported:
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Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
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Man said, I am not American
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Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
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Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
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Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.

A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog – it died.
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Newspaper reported:
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Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
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Man said, I am not American
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Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
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Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
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Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.

Since last yr 2 things in INDIA r gaining high youth response..
1) IPL
&
2) I-pill

Can a GIRL make u a MILLIONARE..
Yes !
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Conditions Apply:
U must be a BILLIONARE !

An aeroplane asks a rocket: How is that you can fly so fast..

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The rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your ass!

Ques. – Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than the
Eiffel Tower…..

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Ans. : Yes, because the Eiffel Tower Can-t Jump..
Think different….

A banker confused about Maths,
asks his lady secretary: If I give u 3 millions deducting 17%, how much would u be takin off..
Lady: Every thing, even my panty.!

Grammar Teacher : PETER DOES NOT FLIRT WITH WOMEN.
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What is -PETER- in the sentence..
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Student: Maam,PETER is gay..!

Who do you think is the LAZIEST inventor of all times..
It-s the guy who invented the SNOOZE in an alarm

Life Was Lonely.
No One Was There.
I Had No Good Friend.
And When You Came Into My Life Then I Realised That..
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Being lonely was better yaar!