Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don’t have a wife!

A husband made a call2hospital2enquire abt hs prgnent wife.
Bt accidently d call wen2a cricket stadium..
He askd wat is d condition..
He got atack aftr wat he heard..
7 r already out..3 mor will b out hopfully by lunch. The 1st one ws a duck.

Do U know FULL FORM of DAIRYMILK
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Darling Always I remember you, meet immediately 4 a lovely kiss.
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That-s why most BOYS give DAIRYMILK TO GIRLS

If u don-t have a girlfriend
u wil miss something in Life..
if u Have a GF then u will miss Everything in Life

Sign on a repair shop-s door-
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We can repair anything (please knock hard,the bell doesn-t work) 😀

Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
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Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed “The heart of the country”?
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Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
SSP

Y did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
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A: He wanted to see butterfly!

How did santa tried 2 kill a bird?
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He took it 2 d top of a buildng & dropped it!

I-m sure you were born in this world as a cute baby.
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Now that you-re a grown-up, I have one question….. What happened……

ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES
Proof:
After drinking,men gain weight,
talk unnecessarily,
Become extra emotional,
Stop thinkin, start fightin over nothin 😉

Can you tell me the name of person with bad habit of speaking loudly when others are sleeping so as to disturb their sleep..
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Ans: College Lecturer.

A
Boy
puLLed
a
GirL
into room
Locked
d
door,
put
off
d
light,
pulled
her
2
d
bed
dragged
her
into
d
bLanket
said:
Look at my new watch that glows in dark!

Why is Industrial growth so slow in TAMILNADU &KERALA..
Coz 86% of the work time is spent on lifting,folding, holding & re-tying the Lungi..!

Teeth said to Tongue:
-if i just pres u litle,u wil get cut.-
Toungue replied:
if i misuse one word against someone,
then your 32 will come out.