Man To Super Hot Air-Hostess: “What Is Your Name?”
Air-Hostess: “Eva Benz!”
Man: “Wow, Lovely Name, Any Relation With Mercedes Benz?”
Air-Hostess Replied Smiling: “Yes, Same Price!!“
Lord please teach me to speak the
right words at the right time with the right tone,
that I may live peaceable with my neighbors..
Amen.
A Rich Woman Stops On A Traffic Signal And A Begger Come To Her For Begging.
Woman Confused: “Arrey, I Have Seen You Somewhere.”
Beggar: “Madam, Don’t You Remember? I Am Your Friend On Facebook.“
A couple had a fight one night
when they were going to bed,
Husband Taunted:Good night mother of 3 kids.
Wife Replied:Good night Father of none
TEACHER: TODAY’S TOPIC IS NUTRITION.
.
TEACHER : What is Nutrition class?
TUMELO: Nutrition is our topic today
TEACHER : How can we keep our school clean?
TUMELO: By staying at home .
TEACHER : What do you call mosquitoes in your
language?
TUMELO: We don’t call them, they come on their own.
(teacher faint)
TEACHER : Name the nation people hate most
TUMELO: Exami-nation (teacher fainted)
TEACHER : One day our country will be corruption free.
what tense
is that??
TUMELO: Future impossible tense
TEACHER : What do we call a small Lizard in
English??
TUMELO: Lizzy baby (Teacher faint)
TEACHER : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Write and begin with Mangoes)
TUMELO: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.
TEACHER: What do we call a male duck in English??
TUMELO: Mr Duck
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Teacher :”kids tell me what your
parents do for a living”
Panado :”my mom is a teacher and my
dad is a mechanic”
Teacher: “good”
Nonto:”my mom is unemployed and my dad is a teacher”
Teacher :”good”
Nyaa: “my mom is a prostitute
and i don’t know my dad”
Teacher : “get out of my class and go to
principal’s office,and tell him what you just told me”
10 minutes later Nyaa returns smiling
and eating an apple
Teacher: “why are you smiling?did you
tell the principal what you told me?”
Nyaa: “yes I did”
Teacher : “what did he say?”
Nyaa: “he just gave me an apple and
asked me to give him my mom’s
phone number and address”.
Son: My fathers name is Laughing and my mothers name is Smilling
Teacher: You must be Kidding
Son: No, that my sisters name,I’m joking!!!
Daughter: Daddy can I go to my friend place to do my homework?
Dad: sit down.. Your Mom use to say the same thing when she want to come to me!!
URGENT please:
I’m looking for 17 people to come into my place,
I want them to come and watch a movie with me.. I wanted to watch it alone
But the movie is for 18 and Above
I saved my Girl’s contact
with her real name on my
phone book but usually when i
pick her call i say “HI LOVE”….
.
So yesterday, i ran out of air time
while talking to her, so i had to
use my friend’s phone to call her
without he notice, when i dialed
her number on his phone, it
displayed “MY LOVE”. . . So i was
wondering how that
smartphone knew i was calling
her.
.
Samsung Smart phones are really smart shame!!!!
Guys please pray for me..
The person I am depending on for Xmas is sending me call me backs
A woman is like a swimming pool.Dont bother finding out who swam before you, who is swimming with you,who will swim after you. Just enjoy swimming.
A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale,
sucking in his stomach. “Ha! That’s not going to help,” she said.
“Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”
When you tell your friend to inbox your Bae just to test her loyalty and those mada fuckers end up having sex
Drink alcohol , but please remember that next year ” SAME GRADE different Year
Married for 30year and
she hasn’t killed me yet
