If loving myself is a crime,please Mr police officer.
Lock me in jail and throw away the keys
where no one will ever find them
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If love was just to look into someone’s eyes
I would have many girls by now coz
they all love the way I look not the way I am ,,
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Some girls can lie!
Girls will be there saying “if u leave me I will die, I will kill myself, I will go mad”.
He left u oo but u are not dead… U are still alive waiting for another brokenheart.
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I can’t wait to tell my children that
I use leg to go to school every day
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A Bird🐦🐧Is Clever Than Humans,
It Builds Home Before Making Babies🤣🤣
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If your boyfriend doesn’t take you out for dates it’s not because he’s broke☝,
is because you don’t know how to chew..!
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If You Ever Get Caught Sleeping At Work😴
Just Slowly Raise Your Head And Say:
”In Jesus Name Amen”..! 🙏
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Kiss her in front of that nigga she calls bestie,
and when that idiot coughs, grab his neck…it’s him..!
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“Babe, keep your money, I only need your Love”
the last lady who said this died in 1572
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Girl: babe can i use your phones calculator?
Boy: yes love why not
Girl: babe who’s Tsakani?
Boy: love I’m not good in mathematics
maybe it’s a square root of 20😂🏃♀️
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Math lit be like
Tsepo bought 3 apples and gave his friend 1
1. Calculate the doors of the house
2.calculate the weight of his parents car
3.calculate the colour of the continent
😥😥
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I made Vodacom people stupid today,
I bought R29 airtime n I threw it away without inserting it
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Stop giving Children Bible names, without Bible lessons.
Yesterday I was robbed by Abraham😕😕☹️
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If salt can sell more than fruits without an advert,
you can get a good husband without going naked on social media
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Life without a phone is like being a soldier without a Gun.
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Yesterday, a thief saw Manchester United Jersey
hanging on a dry line.
He stole the pegs and left the jersey.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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